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Space Puns
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Solar.
Solar, who?
Solar you going to think of a better joke? - Are you a carbon sample?
Because I want to date you - Why do we have to keep the earth clean?
Because it’s not Uranus - Where do aliens go for a drink?
The space bar. - Why did the Sun never got into college?
Because it already has quite a million degrees! - Where can planets update their status?
Their spacebook account - What does the astronaut who’s watching his weight order at the bar?
A sateli-lite beet - How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
Rocket. - How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter. - You must be the sun
because you’re the center of my universe - Are you mercury?
Because you’ll always be first to me - You’re hotter than Venus
- How does a Man cut his hair on the moon?
Eclipse it. - Why did people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Because there was no atmosphere. - You deserve a ring the size of Saturn’s
- What do planets like to read?
Comet books! - Why would a cow want to go to space?
To see the Milky Way. - Where do planets download their music from?
Neptunes. - Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter. - I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.
Best Space Puns 2021
- Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
At a parking meteor! - Why couldn’t the astronaut focus?
He kept spacing out. - You must be the sun, because you are hot
- You must be a planet and I must be a moon because
I totally revolve around you - What do you call the lights on a lunar rover?
Moonbeams - How do astronauts plan a party?
They planet it. - Are you a meteor?
Because you rock my world - I sent all your selfies to nasa
because you’re a star - Let’s get astrophysical
- What do you call someone who’s NOT a vegetarian?
A meteor. - Which stars wear glasses?
Movie stars. - Are you an alien?
Because you’re out of this world
Awesome Space Puns
- What do you call a lazy man in space?
A procrastonaut. - How did the space teddy bear cross the road?
Ewoked. - Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?
Because Mercury moved in. - What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?
“Time to get your booster shot!” - Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space.
It was a cat astro fee. - Despite space being a vacuum…
Mars is really dusty. - What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A space sheep! - What did Neil Armstrong say when no one laughed at his moon jokes?
“I guess you had to be there.” - Why did the Americans win the space race?
Because the Soviets were Stalin. - How do space cowboys wrangle their cattle?
A tractor beam.
Funny Space Puns
- What dance do all astronauts know?
The moonwalk. - If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe. - Who in the solar system has the loosest change?
The moon because it keeps changing quarters. - How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter. - Why will space be a popular tourist spot?
The view is breathtaking and will leave you speechless. - Who was the first deer in space?
Buck Rogers. - What should you do if you see a green alien?
Wait until it’s ripe! - What do aliens on the metric system say?
“Take me to your liter.” - What did the alien say when he was out of room?
“I’m all spaced out!” - What did Mars say to Saturn?
“Give me a ring sometime.”
Space Puns for Kids
- Who was the first deer in space?
Buck Rogers. - Who in the solar system has the most loose change?
The moon, it keeps changing quarters. - What should you do when you see a green alien?
Wait until it’s ripe! - How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, because it has four quarters. - If athletes get athletes foot then what do astronauts get?
Missle-toe.
Space Puns for Adults
- How do you organize a space party?
You planet! - What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket?
A space sheep! - What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
R2 detour! - How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it’s full! - What holds the moon up?
Moon beams!
Space Puns for Instagram
- I come in peace.
- My heart is racing to you like a rocket.
- E.T. phone home
- I need some space
- I’m out of this world.
- Don’t stop believing.
- Take me to your leader.
- Avocado this world.
- Thank you for believing in me.
- Sorry, I don’t speak human.
Space Puns for Teacher
- Saturn that frown upside down
- Can’t hear you, I’m Neptune-ing you out
- Jupiter recognize!
- We have a plutonic relationship
- It’s not that Sirius, bro
Space Puns for Christmas
- Comet me, bro
- Shuttle up
- Get outer my space
- I need more space
- I need my space
Space Puns Names
- Abominable Astronauts
- Alan’s Amazing Astronauts
- Alien Earthlings
- Dallas Rockets
- Dances with Planets
- Darkest Eclipses
- Darth Vaders
- Deep Space Nines
- Alien Lords from Jupiter
- Aliens
- Bald Mars Eagles
- Bashing Earthlings
- Craters
- Crazy Astronauts
- Crazy Comets
- Crazy Craters
- Cubic Comets
- Bashing Planets
- Battle Star Galacticas
- Beautiful Planet Kids
- Asteroid Adventures
- Central Asteroid Invaders
- Central Astronauts
- Central Quiz Kids
- Central Rockets
- Central Saturns
- Asteroid Angels
- Asteroid Astros
- Dallas Rockets
- Dances with Planets
- Darkest Eclipses
- Darth Vaders
- Earthly Airheads
- Earth Monsters
- Earthquakers
- Earthquakes
- Galactic Giraffes
- Galactic Griffs
- Galactic Kids
- Galaxies
- Galaxy Blasters
- Earth Warriors
- Deep Space Nines
- Asteroid Belts
- Parkway Comets
- Patrick’s Plutos
- Perfect Plutos
- Phoenix Suns
- Planet Breakers
- Asteroid Kids
Space Puns one liners
- Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
- Why didn’t the Sun go to college? Because he already had a million degrees!
- What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!
- What does a space turkey say? “Hubble, Hubble”
- How does the Solar System hold up its pants? With an asteroid belt
- How does the man-in-the-Moon cut his hair? Eclipse it
- What do you can an alien with three eyes? An aliiien
- What is a light-year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories
- What holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
- Why is an astronaut like a football player? A: They both want touchdowns!
Space Puns and Jokes
- What’s a aliens favorite computer key?
the space bar! - what has three balls and flys through space?
The extra testicle - Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!! - Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto - What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
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