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We just garb some best dad puns from all around the internet.
For your better read, we divide puns into best dad puns 2021, awesome dad puns, funny dad puns, dad puns for kids, dad puns for adults, dad puns for Instagram, dad pun names, dad puns and jokes, and dad puns one-liners.
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- I got a hen to regularly count her own eggs.
She’s a real mathamachicken!
- What did the Ranch say when someone opened the refrigerator door?
“Close the door, I’m dressing!”
- What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
- What rhymes with boo and stinks?
- I accidentally dropped my pillow on the floor.
I think it has a concushion.
- I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
She denies it but I’m sticking to my guns!
- Which U.S. state is famous for its extra-small soft drinks?
- If an English teacher is convicted of a crime and doesn’t complete the sentence,
is that a fragment?
- Some people can’t distinguish between etymology and entomology.
They bug me in ways I can’t put into words.
Best Dad Puns 2021
- My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning.
That wasn’t cool.
- Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?
They just seem a little shady
- I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.
I’m just doing it for kicks!
- I invented a new word today:
- If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does
that make you an iWitness?!
- I would avoid the sushi if I were you.
It’s a little fishy!
- Five out of four people admit they’re bad with fractions!
- I’ll call you later.
Don’t call me later, call me Dad!
- Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way!
- What do you call a donkey with only three legs?
Awesome Dad Puns
- How do you tell the difference between a bull and a milk cow?
It is either one or the utter.
- I never buy pre-shredded cheese.
Because doing it yourself is grate.
- What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
“Oh my toe sis!”
- I was playing chess with my friend and he said,
“Let’s make this interesting.”
So we stopped playing chess.
- Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!
- I don’t really call for funerals that start before noon.
- I guess I’m just not a mourning person!
- What do you call a fake noodle?
- If two vegans get in a fight,
is it still considered a beef?
- What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You’re under a vest!
- I have a great joke about nepotism.
But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
Funny Dad Puns
- I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
- I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.
It was sole destroying.
- Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
- What happens when a frog’s car dies?
He needs a jump.
If that doesn’t work he has to get it toad.
- My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
So I had to put my foot down.
- What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
- Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.
- Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.
- How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents.
- What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
He let out a little wine.
Dad Puns for Kids
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
- I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.
Then I turned myself around.
- What’s ET short for?
Because he’s only got tiny legs.
- Why did the pirate walk the plank?
His dog was back on land.
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can’t jump.
Dad Puns for Adults
- What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- What’s black and white and goes around and around?
A penguin in a revolving door.
- What’s brown and sticky?
- I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
Dad Puns for Instagram
- A father’s love is un-beet-able
- Pa & Order
- Every dad has his day
- Papa goes the weasel.
- You’ve got the best dad yolks. They crack me up!
- You’re dad to the bone
- Dad, you’re tea-riffic.
- Fishing you a happy Father’s day!
- Thanks for the dad genes
- Dad hair, don’t care.
- Have a beer-y happy day.
- Whiskey-ing you a happy Father’s Day
- Dad, you’re Pa-some.
- You’ve always bean there for me.
- You’re such a fungi.
Dad Puns Names
Dad Puns one liners
- “What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam.”
- “What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.”
- “Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.”
- “What did the coffee report to the police? A mugging.
- “Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.”
Dad Puns and Jokes
- When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
- What do you call an ant that has been shunned by his community?
A socially dissed ant
- A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the highway this morning. Amazingly,
there was no congestion for eight hours!
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