The 100+ Best Puns to tell your friends in 2021

Need a good laugh? are you at the right place.
This time JokesBoy comes with the best puns for you and your friends.

For your better laugh, we divide these puns into best puns, funny puns, awesome puns, and bad puns.
so without wasting time let’s read and laugh.


Best Puns 2021

  1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  2. How do you kill a circus?
    Go for the juggler.
  3. I did a performance about puns.
    Really it was just a play on words.
  4. Who is the penguin’s favourite Aunt?
  5. What should a lawyer always wear to a court?
    A good lawsuit!
  6. The quickest way to make antifreeze?
    Just steal her blanket!
  7. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.
  8. How do you make a good egg-roll?
    You push it down a hill!
  9. Why did Adele cross the road?
    To say hello from the other side.
  10. What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?
    A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.
  11. What did the grape say when it got crushed?
    Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  12. I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
  13. Time flies like an arrow.
    Fruit flies like a banana.
  14. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but,
    the heavier ones need a crane.
  15. My grandpa has the heart of the lion and,
    a lifetime ban from the zoo.
  16. Why was Dumbo sad?
    He felt irrelephant.
  17. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage.
    Sadly, he lost his case.
  18. I lost my mood ring and,
    I don’t know how to feel about it!
  19. My wife tried to apply at the post office but,
    they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
  20. My friend’s bakery burned down last night.
    Now his business is toast.
  21. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
  22. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because,
    they always take things literally.

Clever Puns

  1. Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
    One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music?”
    The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
  2. I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant,
    but then I changed my mind.
  3. There was a kidnapping at school yesterday.
    Don’t worry, though – he woke up!
  4. I knew a woman who owned a taser.
    Man, was she stunning!
  5. What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?
    Tequila Mockingbird.
  6. What washes up on tiny beaches?
  7. I meant to look for my missing watch,
    but I could never find the time.
  8. I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m.
    I’m not really a mourning person.
  9. What did the ranch say when somebody opened the refrigerator? “Hey, close the door! I’m dressing!”
  10. I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning but I missed my chance.
    I guess I could dew it tomorrow!
  11. My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type.
    His last words to us were, “Be positive!”
  12. What do you call a girl with one leg that’s shorter than the other?
  13. Towels can’t tell jokes.
    They have a dry sense of humour.
  14. What did the buffalo say to his son?
  15. Why should you never trust a train?
    They have locomotives.
  16. Cabbage and celery walk into a bar and the cabbage gets served first,
    because he was ahead.
  17. What’s America’s favourite soda?
    Mini soda.
  18. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
    It goes black for seconds.
  19. What would you call a fish with a missing eye?
    A fish, probably.
  20. My dog can do magic tricks.
    It’s a labracadabrador.

Funny Puns

funny puns
  1. To the guy who invented zero,
    thanks for nothing.
  2. I had a crazy dream last night!
    I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
    Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
  3. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky.
    The husband says it’s reindeer.
  4. Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
  5. What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo?
    Bread in captivity.
  6. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food colouring.
    The doctor says I’m okay,
    but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
  7. So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means?
    It’s not the end of the world!
  8. My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and,
    found out how his Mercedes bends.
  9. Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
  10. Did you hear about that great new shovel?
    It’s groundbreaking.
  11. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.
    Then it hit me.
  12. You really shouldn’t be intimidated by advanced math…
    it’s easy as pie!
  13. What did the hamburger name it’s baby?
  14. Apple is designing a new automatic car.
    But they’re having trouble installing Windows!
  15. I’ve started sleeping in our fireplace.
    Now I sleep like a log!
  16. That baseball player was such a bad sport.
    He stole third base and then just went home!
  17. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
    He was lucky it was a soft drink!
  18. The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
    It was tense!
  19. The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages,
    because there were too many knights.
  20. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti.
    You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
  21. I made a pun about the wind but it blows.

Awesome Puns

  1. Never discuss infinity with a mathematician,
    they can go on about it forever.
  2. I knew a guy who collected candy canes,
    they were all in mint condition.
  3. How does Moses make coffee?
    Hebrews it.
  4. The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working,
    with no explanation.
    It doesn’t make any cents.
  5. I drink brake fluid.
    But I can stop anytime!
  6. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox?
  7. Somebody stole all my lamps.
    I couldn’t be more delighted!
  8. Why was the cookie sad?
    Because his mom was a wafer long!
  9. What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
    One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!
  10. What did the sushi say to the bee?
  11. Why was the baby ant confused?
    Because all his uncles were ants!
  12. I just found out that I’m colour blind.
    The news came completely out of the green!
  13. Two antennas got married last Saturday.
    The reception was fantastic.
  14. Writing with a dull pencil is pointless.
  15. No matter how much you push the envelope,
    it’ll still be stationery.

Bad Puns

  1. This whiteboard is remarkable.
  2. Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing.
  3. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet?
    He was feline fine!
  4. The golfer brought an extra pair of pants
    in case he got a hole in one.
  5. Why does Peter Pan fly all the time?
    He Neverlands.
  6. I bought a boat because it was for sale.
  7. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.
    It’s impossible to put down!
  8. How did the picture end up in jail?
    It was framed!
  9. My ex-wife still misses me.
    But her aim is starting to improve!
  10. Coffee has a rough time in our house.
    It gets mugged every single morning!
  11. Some aquatic mammals at the zoo escaped.
    It was utter chaos!
  12. Never trust an atom,
    they make up everything!
  13. I once heard a joke about amnesia,
    but I forgot how it goes.
  14. Never lie to an x-ray technician.
    They can see right through you.
  15. Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.
  16. Long fairy tales have a tendency to the dragon.
  17. What do you use to cut a Roman Emperor’s hair?
  18. What was Forrest Gump’s email password?
  19. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
    I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.
  20. Can February March?
    No, but April May.
  21. Need an ark to save two of every animal?
    I Noah guy.
  22. I don’t trust stairs,
    because they’re always up to something.
  23. What did the duck say when she purchased new lipstick?
    Put it on my bill!
  24. I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
    All I did was take a day off!
  25. England doesn’t have a kidney bank,
    but it does have a Liverpool.

Top Puns in 2021

  1. What do you call the wife of a hippie?
    A Mississippi.
  2. A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
  3. She had a photographic memory,
    but never developed it.
  4. One lung said to another,
    “we be-lung together!”
  5. I asked a Frenchman if he played video games.
    He said Wii.
  6. Why are frogs so happy?
    They eat whatever bugs them.
  7. I’m no cheetah, you’re a lion!
  8. What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?
    A tire.
  9. The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
  10. German sausage jokes are just the worst.
  11. What do you call an alligator in a vest?
    An investigator.
  12. What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
    A poultry-geist.
  13. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore.
    Or else they’ll ground me!
  14. What did syrup to the waffle?
    I love you a waffle lot!
  15. My wife refuses to go to a nude beach with me.
    I think she’s just being clothes-minded!
  16. Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
    There was nothing left but de Brie!

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