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We just grab some best skeleton puns from all around the Internet.
For your better read, we divide puns into best skeleton puns 2021, funny skeleton puns, awesome skeleton puns, skeleton puns for kids, skeleton puns for adults, skeleton puns for Instagram, skeleton puns for Halloween, skeleton puns and jokes, skeleton puns names and skeleton puns one-liners.
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Best Skeleton Puns 2021
- The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm,
He just didn’t have any guts.
- Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy
When they use their funny bone.
- I wanted to tell a skeleton pun,
but I don’t have the guts for it.
- Every Sunday,
the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
- Skeletons love to binge-watch their favorite shows on the skelevision.
- The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy,
because of his lazy bones.
- Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china
watch out for chips!
- That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic
And also some spare ribs.
- The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone
He preferred his cell bone.
- What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew!
- What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
- The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than,
- Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
He had no body to dance with!
- Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
- What do boney people use to get into their homes?
Funny Skeleton Puns
- How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
He could feel it in his bones!
- The skeleton played a melodic solo riff on his shiny sax-a-bone.
- The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
- The skeleton knew what would happen next
he could just feel it in his bones.
- The skeleton cried his eyes out because,
he didn’t have any body to love.
- Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
- Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
- Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school?
He just didn’t have the stomach for it.
- What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry
- Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Awesome Skeleton Puns
- Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
- The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
- The skeleton canceled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because.
his heart wasn’t in it.
- Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
- The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because,
he didn’t have one.
Skeleton Puns for Kids
- Why do skeletons make good consultants?
They’ve got no skin in the game, no guts and no balls.
- Why can’t the skeleton have any children?
Because he has a hollow weinee
- Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it has a marrow waistline.
Skeleton Puns for Adults
- I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry.
Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
- How do the French study the skeleton?
They take your Bonaparte.
- So My Friend Invited Me to Her Skeleton Crew’s Shindig
I was the life of the party.
- What is skeleton nike’s motto
Just Doot It
- What is a skeleton’s weapon of choice?
A bone and marrow.
Skeleton Puns for Instagram
- Have a humerus Halloween.
- It’s going tibia okay!
- Love is the spine of life!
- There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.
- There aren’t any skeletons in my closet, but I do have some in my trunk.
- That really rattles my bones.
- There’s a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they’re wearing.
- I ulna want to be with you!
- I’m only human, I’ve got a skeleton in me.
- The average human body contains enough bones to make an entire human skeleton.
Skeleton Puns for Halloween
- Why was the skeleton sad? He had no body to trick-or-treat with.
- Bone to be wild.
- Halloween is going to be great—I can feel it in my bones!
- I have one thing to say about this candy: Bone appétit!
- Just try to skele-run from my skele-puns.
- I’d tell you a joke, but you might not find it very humerus.
Skeleton Puns Names
- Thomas Deadison
- Jerry Spinefeld
- Macaulay Skullkin
- Jessica Bones
- Napoleon Bone-apart
- Gwen Stiffani
- Bone Thugs
- Bone Jovi
- Ghost Rider
- Jack Sparrow
- Thomas Deadison
- The Nightmare Before Christmas
- Michael Bone-leone
- Skullary Clinton
- Scary Poppins
- Scary Potter
- Christopher Walken Dead
- Bone Cold Steve Austin
- Amelia Scarehart
- Albert Spinestein
- Captain Jack Marrow
- Gwen Stefani
- Johnny Rotten
- Jon Bone Jovi
- Captain Jack Marrow
- Werner Bray
Skeleton Puns one liners
- Why did the skeleton run up the tree? A dog wanted to eat it’s bones.
- Why do skeletons like to drink milk? Because milk is so good for the bones!
- Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
- Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school? He was boning up for his exams!
- Why don’t skeletons like parties? Because they have no body to dance with.
Skeleton Puns and Jokes
- What’s a skeleton’s favorite type of plant?
A bone-zai tree!
- When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
- What does a skeleton use to call his friends?
- What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow?
- What do you call a skeleton with no friends?
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