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Best Star Wars Puns 2021
- What did Obi Wan tell Luke when he had trouble eating Chinese food?
Use the forks, Luke.
- Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
- What is Vader’s favorite Life Day song?
Darth the Herald Angels Sing
- A means to an Endor
- What do you call 5 Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
- Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?
He always has the forks with him.
- Are they a friend or Poe?
- What kind of car takes you to a jedi?
- But believe you Shmi
- Why was the droid angry?
People kept pushing its buttons.
- What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
- You don’t know Jakku
- What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Use the horse, Luke!
- What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?
A millennium falcon!
- What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
- A Plagueis on both your houses!
- What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?
The Phantom Venice.
- How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
- If Vader competed in the winter Olympics,
he’d be Darth Skater
- Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
Awesome Star Wars Puns
- Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he’s always making new friends.
- What was Anakin’s favorite meal as a kid?
Chicken nuggets and Darth Tatertots
- What do you call an evil procrastinator?
- What is Vader’s Tindr name?
- Why is The Force like duct tape?
It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.
- What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
- How do you get to the top of the castle on Mustafar?
You take the ele-Vader.
- If Vader cooked meals for a living,
he’d be Darth Caterer
- What would you call Padme if she was a dog?
- What was Anakin’s favorite Nickelodeon show?
Are You Afraid of the Darth?
Cool Star Wars Puns
- Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?
Because he’s always a little short.
- What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
- Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
- What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
- Where do Sith shop?
The Maul. Everything is half off.
- Where did Luke get his bionic hand?
The second hand store.
- What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
- Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
- When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
In the Sith Grade.
- What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
Funny Star Wars Puns
- Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
- How do Tusken’s cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
- What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
- What do storm troopers eat?
Wookie steak, but it’s a little Chewy.
- If you date someone who doesn’t like Star Wars puns…
Then you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.
Star Wars Puns for Kids
- Jackson: Which “Star Wars” character lives in Florida?
Mario: Which one?
Jackson: Orlando Calrissian.
- Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding?
Matthew: Bow ties, of course!
- Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”
- Savannah: What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?
Serena: Which one?
Savannah: The Phantom Venice.
- A book never written: “How to Swing a Lightsaber” by Jed Eye.
Star Wars Puns for Adults
- What is Roses’s favorite Disneyland attraction?
The Enchanted Tico Room
- What did Kylo Ren bring to Hux’s party?
- Why did Padme call the Gungun polite?
He held the door a-Jar-Jar
- How do you compliment a Jedi?
Tell them they’re Rey-diant
- Why did the Empire think they could beat the Rebels?
Because they had an ace up their Sheev
- Why isn’t Leia married in A New Hope?
She’s been looking for love in Alderaan places
- What is the Jawa’s favorite mode of transportation?
- How did Vader know what Luke got him for Father’s Day?
He could sense his presents
- Why did the Millennium Falcon arrive at the Rebel base late?
It had to take an R2-Detour
- How does Han Solo like to start his day?
With a hot cup of Jabba
Star Wars Puns for Instagram
- May the Force be with you.
- Your eyes can deceive you. Don’t trust them.
- Never tell me the odds.
- When gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. The Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned.
- You can’t stop the change, any more than you can stop the suns from setting.
- Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
- The Force will be with you. Always.
Star Wars Puns Names
- All About That Base, No Rebels
- Let Qui-Gons, Be Qui-Gons
- Dexter Jettster
- Sith Happens
- Let the Wookie Win
- Stomeroni Starck
- Boss Nass
- Sorry About The Mess
- Sio Bibbl
- Max Rebo
- Elan Sleazebaggano
- Bib Fortuna
- Loatha Sommover
- Livin’ La Vida Yoda
- Plo Koon
Star Wars Puns one liners
- Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the Dark Side.
- Anyone who helps the chap behind Star Wars becomes a George Lucozade.
- I hear there’s a new soap opera starting soon featuring ewoks. It’s called EastEndors.
- What do Jedi use to open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi.
- Went to a Star Wars themed restaurant. Friend of mine had a Wookie steak. Apparently it was a little chewy.
- Elvis didn’t like the present the Ewoks sent him. He wrote on it “Return to Endor”
- Best way to make a digital stir-fry in a galaxy far, far away is with an E-Wok
- Your focus determines your reality.
- Do. Or do not. There is no try.
- In my experience there is no such thing as luck.
Star Wars Puns and Jokes
- What do you call C-3PO when he’s being a good listener?
- What do you call an invisible droid?
- How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side.
- Did you know R2D2 loves to curse?
They have to bleep out all his words.
- What is R2D2 short for?
Because he has little legs.
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