100+ Best Animal Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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We just garb some best Animal puns from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide puns into best Animal puns 2021, awesome Animal puns, funny Animal puns, Animal puns for kids, Animal puns for adults, Animal puns for Instagram, Animal pun names, Animal puns and jokes, and Animal puns one-liners.
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Best Animal Puns 2021

1. What do you call a dog who picks locks?
   A corg-key!
2. What did the cat and dog sing together at karaoke night?
   “Don’t stop retrieving… hold on to that feline!”
3. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
   A cat-has-trophy!
4. What’s a wolf’s favourite holiday?
   Howl-o-ween!
5. What kind of ducks steal soap from the bath?
   Robber ducks!
6. What did the alpaca say to his overworked wife?
   “We’re going on vacation, alpaca your things!”
7. How did the owl respond when his friend called to say he was running late?
   “Don’t worry! Owl wait!”
8. Why was the bear a good fit for the job?
   He had all the right koalifications!
9. Why did the cat go to the vet?
   Because he said he wasn’t feline fine!
10. What did the giraffe saying to his annoying friends?
    “I’m going home! You are all giraffing me crazy!”
11. What do you call a sleeping bull?
    A bull-dozer.
12. Why did the bear leave the restaurant?
    He thought the food was unbearable!
13. Why was the little bear so spoiled?
    Because its mother panda’d to its every need!
14. Why couldn’t the seal stop laughing?
    His friend had just told him the sealiest thing!
15. What’s a cat’s favorite book?
    The Great Catsby!
16. Why was the bear wearing a tank-top?
    He heard he had the right to bear arms!
17. Why did the eagle get arrested for stealing from the doctor?
    It was ill-eagle.
18. Why do pandas prefer old movies?
    Because they’re black and white!
19. Why did Mozart end up getting rid of his chickens?
    Because they kept saying “bach bach!”
20. What did the dog say before eating his snack?
    “Bone a-pet-treat!”

Cute Animal Puns

1. One animal was hoping to be king of the forest.
   He had all the koalifications.
2. Why did the frog have to walk to work?
   Her car was toad.
3. Do owls like jokes?
   Sure, they think they’re a hoot.
4. Why was the dog overwhelmed?
   Because today was ruff.
5. Where was the lion most comfortable?
   On the fur-niture.
6. How does a walrus mail a letter?
   He seals them with a kiss.
7. Take away the hungry cat’s food?
   You’ve got to be kitten.
8. Why was the dolphin was sorry?
   It didn’t do it on porpoise.
9. What is the best response when you see a herd of deer?
   Oh, dear.
10. Can a bear dance?
    Yes, but just barely.
11. When does a kitty want to be pet?
    Right meow.
12. What kind of truck does a pig drive?
    A hambulance.
13. What did the buffalo say when his son left home?
    Bison.
14. What do you call an explosive monkey?
    A ba-boom.
15. Why should you never play poker at the zoo?
    Too many cheetahs.

Awesome Animal Puns

1. What do lobsters hate to share?
   Because they’re shellfish.
2. Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
   Because they’re all dead.
3. How does the cat stop a video?
   He presses the paws button.
4. Why do the French eat snails?
   They don’t like fast food.
5. How did Noah see all the animals on the ark at night?
   A flood light.
6. What do you give a dog with a fever?
   Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog.
7. Why do cows have hooves?
   Because they lactose.
8. Why won’t a clam share?
   I don’t know. I asked them but they just clam up.
9. What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
   A pouch potato.
10. What do you call an angry monkey?
    Furious George.

Funny Animal Puns

1. Why did the barred owl have to go back to the computer store?
   It kept eating its mouse.
2. Why is it so hard to ride a camel on the weekend?
   You’ve got to get over the hump.
3. Why isn’t the hen in charge?
   It’s likely she’ll just pass the buckbuckbuckbuck.
4. How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
   One you will see later, and the other after a while.
5. What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
   Ouch!
6. Why are elephants not kept indoors?
   Look, no one wants to talk about that.
7. There was once a chicken who could count her own eggs.
   She was a mathemachicken.
8. What do you call a fly with no wings?
   A walk.
9. What kind of dog doesn’t bark?
   A hush puppy.
10. What do you call a lizard that steals?
    A crook-o-dile.

Animal Puns for Kids

1. What do you call a gorilla wearing ear-muffs?
   Anything you like! He can’t hear you!
2. What has six eyes but cannot see?
   Three blind mice!
3. What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
   It becomes a sour puss!
4. Joey: I lost my dog.
   Lauren: Why don’t you put an ad in the newspaper?
   Joey: Don’t be silly! He can’t read
5. What do you give an elephant that’s going to be sick?
   Plenty of space!

Animal Puns for Adults

1. How does a hedgehog play leap-frog?
   Very carefully!
2. What’s grey and squirts jam at you?
   A mouse eating a doughnut!
3. What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
   A koala holding his breath!
4. Why aren’t elephants allowed on beaches?
   They can’t keep their trunks up!
5. What happened to the cat that swallowed a ball of wool?
   She had mittens!

Animal Puns for Instagram

1. I like you an ocelot.
2. Feeling philo-sloth-ical lately.
3. That’s irr-elephant.
4. I only love my bed and my llama, sorry.
5. Never for-goat.
6. Let’s gopher a drive.
7. Peanutbutter and jellyfish.
8. Started from the bottom, now we’re deer.
9. I love ewe.
10. Let’s crow old together.

Animal Puns Names

1. Bark Ruffalo
2. Woody Meowlan
3. Kitty Purry
4. Scarlett Johamster
5. John Hammster
6. Will Ferret
7. Ferret Fawcet
8. Vincent van Goghpher
9. Chuck Norrhiss
10. David Hisslehoff
11. Kobe Bryant
12. Bee Arthur
13. Beeyonce
14. Bee Thugg (of Chromeo)
15. Kate Moth
16. Goldie Fawn
17. Fawn Solo
18. Teddy Mercury
19. Beary Styles
20. Bearnie Sanders
21. Bear Grylls
22. Anjoeylina Joeylie
23. Gwen Stefawni
24. Hamela Anderson
25. Gabbie Hama
26. Tequila Mockingbird
27. Jamie Lee Birdis
28. Woody Owlen
29. Owen Owlett
30. Willem Dafowl

Animal Puns one liners

1. Why don’t the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
2. What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an “A” bra.
3. My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
4. Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable
5. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!
6. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
7. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. …
8. Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!
9. The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
10. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

Animal Puns and Jokes

1. What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
   “Put it on my bill.”
2. Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
   Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.
3. Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game?
   Their bats flew away.
4. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
   Because he was always spotted.
5. Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

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