Looking for some best birthday puns? you are in the right place.
This time we come with some awesome birthday puns around the world.
For your better smile, we divide these puns into Best birthday puns, birthday puns for kids, birthday puns for Instagram, birthday puns for brother & sister, and birthday puns for best friend.
So, without wasting any piece of cake let’s celebrate.
Birthday Puns
- Forget about the past,
you can’t change it.
Forget about the future,
you can’t predict it.
Forget about the present,
I didn’t get you one. - Thanks to Facebook,
I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know. - The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all.
Have fun blacking out. - What goes up and never comes down?
Your age! - When you were born your mom said: “It’s a treasure.”
Dad said: “Ya let’s bury.” - Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic.
- When you were born the doctor slapped your mama and said
“oh goodie twins” - On your birthday, remember:
don’t drink and tattoo. - Was invited to a birthday party last evening but didn’t have a Blast.
Hardly any Bombs! - Why are birthday’s good for you?
Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest!
Best Birthday Puns 2021
- Birthday candles don’t exercise
because they burn out too quickly! - I hope the only things that blow are candles and balloons.
Have a great birthday! - Loving you is a piece of cake
- What is a ghost’s favourite cake?
I-scream cake! - Wine improves with age.
You improve with wine. - Don’t worry if no one comes to your birthday party
because then you’ll have your cake and eat it too. - You know you’re getting old when…
there is nothing left to learn the hard way. - What did the Teddy Bear say after blowing out his birthday candles?
No cake for me…I’m stuffed - How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish them. - Why do pieces of popcorn always have great birthdays?
Because they’re always popping!
Birthday Puns one-liners
- Tell ’em that it’s my birthday!
- Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
- Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling you to eat more cake.
- When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a females body. Then I was born
- It’s your birthday you don’t have to do nothing.
- People come and go but birthdays do accrue.
- Which came first? The birth, or parental disappointment?
- It’s always a good idea to make friends with babies. That’s free cake once a year for a lifetime.
- They say it’s your birthday; we’re gonna have a good time.
- I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
- Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
- For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you were?
Birthday Pun Jokes
- Happy Birthday! You’re now living proof of the old saying that
“Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.” - I used to be a boy trapped in a woman’s body. But after 9 long months,
I was finally born! - How can you tell that you’re getting old?
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! - My mom’s favourite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18-year-old waitress
who is just there to get our drink order. - Happy birthday, Bono. I wanted to get you the perfect present,
but I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. - I asked my mother where I have been born when she told me in a hospital.
I responded: “Mom was I ill?” - For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a fridge freezer. I know it’s not much,
but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it. - A birth certificate is an apology from the government that you are now indentured and
A social security number that you are no longer a sovereign. - I’d like to say the best moment of a woman’s life is giving birth,
but it’s actually seeing an old nemesis and realizing she got really fat. - What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
Wait until it’s born.
Birthday Puns for Instagram
- I didn’t choose this birthday, this birthday chose me.
- We age not by years, but by stories.
- Would it really be my birthday if I didn’t take a selfie?
- We gonna party like it’s your birthday.
- Turn my birthday into a lifestyle.
- Oh, everyone, it’s my birthday! Time to pay attention to me!
- You’re never too old to be young
- Today’s my birthday. I always make bad decisions on my birthday.
- Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is you-er than you
- The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Birthday Puns for kids
- I’d tell you to wear your birthday best, but it’ll probably include clothes of mine you’re still ‘borrowing’.
- I almost sent you a real birthday card, but thankfully my internet connection came back.
- Today is your birthday, so in my world, you’re basically Beyoncé. Where’s Jay at?
- We’re practically the same person, so it sort of feels like my birthday, too.
- It’s scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer. You’re special.
- They’re both obsessed with each other.
- Things are going really well.
- Once Luke Danes is in your life, he is in your life forever
- I don’t need to do anything but be right here with you.
- I just want you to know, I’m in. I am all in.
Birthday Puns for Best Friend
- Today is your birthday, so in my world, you’re basically Beyoncé. Where’s Jay at?
- You don’t get older. You simply level up.
- Go shorty, it’s your birthday. We’re gonna party like it’s your birthday.
- Today’s the day you prove that life really is a piece of cake.
- You may be turning another year older, but we’ll be big kids forever.
- It’s your birthday, I’m broke AF, but who needs riches when it comes to us?
- I’m here for the ups and the downs, although you know I hate roller coasters. Happy Birthday!
- Where did the time go? Oh yeah, your age took it. Love ya!
- Do you prefer sourdough, wheat, or white for your birthday toast? I’m kidding. Get the glasses.
- I almost sent you a real birthday card, but thankfully my internet connection came back.
Birthday Puns for Brother
- Brother, I promise you your party is going to be so fun even the bankers wouldn’t lose interest.
- What did one candle say to the other?
“Don’t birthdays burn you up?” - The older you get,
the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake. - My gift for you is a book about glue. I hope it sticks with you.
- Today is my birthday but I’ll take gifts whenever
Birthday Puns for sister
- You’re meowed old?
Happy birthday to a sister who is one cool cat at any age. - I love you to pizzas.
Happy birthday, sister. - I donut what I’d do without you.
Happy birthday! - Dim sum-body say it’s your birthday?
- I can’t espresso how much you bean to me, sis.
Happy birthday. - Sending you s’more birthday wishes, sis.
- I love you from my head tomatoes. Happy birthday sister
- Happy birthday to one fine-apple from another fine-apple.
- Hope you have a flocking fabulous birthday, sister.
- We’re stronger than we’ve ever been.
Birthday Puns to write on a card
- I’d walk through fire for you. Well, not fire, because it’s dangerous.
But a super humid room.
But not too humid, because of my hair. - Happy Birthday!
Here’s to another year of successfully evading my assassins - Happy Birthday to one of the few people,
I can actually tolerate on a daily basis - Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live. - I really hope you like this gift that you specifically told me to buy for you.
Those puns are not written or created by us, we just collected those puns from social media & another third-party website.
If any of the puns are hateful or wrong please contact us we will remove them.
Now it’s your turn to add your birthday puns in the comments section below.
Which birthday puns do you like most? let me know in the comment section.
If you like those puns, don’t forget to share them with your family and friends.