100+ Best Bread Puns that are very tasty 2021

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Bread Puns

Bread Puns

  1. Before I break down and rye,
    I want you to know that I loaf you.
  2. Why does bread hate Southern summers?
    The weather is too toasty.
  3. What did mama bread say to her kids?
    It’s way past your breadtime!
  4. What did one slice of bread say to another after a long day?
    Don’t worry—tomorrow will be butter.
  5. What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
    The upper crust.
  6. The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery.
    I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
  7. You’re the apple of my rye.
  8. Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.
  9. That sour loaf kneads to be punished.
  10. Why did the aging loaf retire?
    His career was toast.
  11. Why was the loaf of bread upset?
    His plans kept going a rye
  12. I don’t want naan of that.
  13. Gotta risk it for the biscuit.
  14. You’re toast.
  15. Wheat it and weep.

Best Bread Puns 2021

Best Bread Puns
  1. How does bread court his sweetheart?
    With lots of flours.
  2. What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favour?
    It’s the yeast I could do
  3. How do you spot a radical baker?
    They’re always going against the grain.
  4. Don’t be so sour, dough.
  5. Baking is a labor of loaf.
  6. The flour got in trouble,
    so his mama sent him to bread early.
  7. Don’t worry, you can crust me.
  8. It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.
  9. Why was the baker in a bad mood?
    He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.
  10. What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
    You’re toast

Funny Bread Puns

Funny Bread Puns
  1. A baker gave me some sweetbread
    It was pretty sourdough
  2. What did the German bread say to the other German bread
  3. What did the young slice of bread say when his mommy told him to clean up?
    Rye do I always have to do it.
  4. Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend?
    The relationship was crumbling.
  5. What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
    You’re toast!
  6. What did the toast say to the psychic?
    You bread my mind!
  7. What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
    You deserve butter.
  8. What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth?
    I’m bready for bed.
  9. What’s the best thing about a bread joke?
    It never gets stale.
  10. Bready or not, here I crumb!

Bread Puns one linear

Bread Puns one liners
  1. I’ve made a really hot breakfast, but I’m not one to blow my own crumpet.
  2. I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo. It was bread in captivity.
  3. Some bread walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.
  4. Had some mean bread the other day. Tasted average.
  5. I’d tell you the joke about some jam on a piece of bread but you might spread it.
  6. Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
  7. Bready or not, here I crumb!
  8. I don’t want naan of that.
  9. Gotta risk it for the biscuit.
  10. You’re toast.

Bread Puns for kids

  1. Why does everyone need bread and water?
    Because loaf makes the world go round.
  2. What sport do tall loaves play?
    Breadbasket ball.
  3. Why do bread jokes stay funny?
    Because they never get mold.
  4. What did the bag of flour say to the loaf of bread?
    I saw you yeasterday.
  5. What story do old loaves of bread tell?
    Moldylocks and the three bears.

Bread puns and Jokes

  1. What did they say about the old loaf’s song?
    It’s a mouldy but a goodie.
  2. What game do bakers play inside a circle?
    Marble bread.
  3. Why isn’t it fun to work in a bakery?
    It’s a crummy place to work.
  4. What did the butter say to the bread?
    I’m on a roll.
  5. Which type of biscuits can fly?
    Plain ones

Bread Puns Pick up lines

  1. If you wish please bread with me.
  2. I have the ability to bake you into happiness.
  3. My loaf, care to get dough & crumby tonight?
  4. It would be a lot butter-full if you showed up. I’m always bready.
  5. I am of the opinion that this is a true loaf.
  6. Do you think it will ever be all loafer for us? But I hope not, there is so much to the grain.
  7. Come on a date with me, would you would want coffee or a whole meal?
  8. I would like to roll to the town over, so the experience would stick.
  9. We are on our wheat to a date.
  10. Did you mention bread on your profile or is your name Pita or something?

Bread Pun names

  1. Bagel
  2. Bloomer
  3. Bread Pitt
  4. Marlon Brandough
  5. Scoby Dough
  6. Francisco
  7. Bread Savage
  8. Bun Jovi
  9. Frodough Baggins
  10. Breadley

Sourdough Bread Puns

  1. I asked a baker if he’d tell me what I need to make a loaf of Indian sourdough bread.
    It was naan-starter.
  2. I tried to create a new lifeform out of desiccated sourdough
    But I only bread crumbs
  3. What do you call a loaf of sourdough baked by a redhead?
  4. Sourdough bread is probably my favourite bread
    Seriously, it’s second to Naan
  5. What did the sourdough sing to the starter?
    you raise me up!!

Celebrity Bread Puns

  1. Crusty Springfield
  2. Luke Ryewalker
  3. Whitney Houston
  4. Han Soloaf
  5. cinnabonjamin Franklin

Bread Puns for Instagram

  1. A slice of heaven
  2. I knead this in my life.
  3. You bake me happy
  4. I loaf you
  5. I wanna be wheat you.

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