150+ Best Cheese Puns for cheese lovers (2021)

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Are you here for some cheesy puns? You are in right place.
Cheese is one of the most popular food around the world and also cheese jokes and cheese puns.
This time JokesBoy comes with some cheesy cheese puns for cheese lovers.

For your better read, we divide puns into best cheese puns 2021, funny cheese puns, cheese puns for kids, cheese puns for adults, cheese puns for Instagram, cheese puns one-liners, clever cheese puns, and cheese puns for birthdays.
So without wasting any piece of cheese let’s enjoy the puns.

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Best Cheese Puns 2021

  1. What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
    Have a gouda day!
  2. Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
    In queso emergency.
  3. What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
    Paris Stilton.
  4. What kind of cheese makes the best music?
    Brieoncé.
  5. Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
    The feta business bureau.
  6. Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
    It was too gouda to be true.
  7. What do you call referential cheese?
    Feta.
  8. Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
    They’re always sharp.
  9. How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
    Caerphilly.
  10. Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
    It was only mild.
  11. What wisdom did the daddy cheese pass down to his son?

A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

  1. What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?
    Brie mine.
  2. Why was the cheese asked to leave the restaurant?
    The cook said “we don’t serve your rind here”.
  3. What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
    You’re cheddar off without him!
  4. Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan
    You’re parmesan it (on it!)
  5. Ricotta get going
    Ricotta get through this
  6. He’s my arch neme-swiss
    What is your hypotheswiss?
    You’re my soul swiss-ter
  7. You are so grate..
    Work can be grating
    Make America Grate Again
  8. Brie mije
    Brie yourself
    Do you brie-lieve in magic?
    Have a brie-lliant birthday!
    Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?
    Let it brie
    There’s de-brie everywhere
    To brie or not to brie
  9. What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
    That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
  10. What kind of cheese protects a castle?
    Moat-zarella.
  11. How do you get a mouse to smile?
    Say cheese.
  12. “Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to diss a brie? I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese. Everybody’s looking for stilton.”
  13. A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush
    Curd Nerd
    If looks curd kill
    I’ll take your curd for it
    Lay your curds on the table
    Talk Curd-y to me
  14. Why didn’t the chef slice his cheese?
    He had grater plans.
  15. Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
    It got provolonely.
  16. What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
    “Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
  17. What drives cheese crazy?
    That everyone around them is crackers.
  18. “This is the cheesiest caption I could find.”
  19. “Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?”
  20. “Be grateful for every day.”
  21. How can you tell when a cheese is depressed?
    They get kinda blue.
  22. Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
    Edam and Eve.
  23. How did the cheese get such curly hair?
    It got a permasan.
  24. Why couldn’t the cheese sleep?
    He was scared there was a munster under the bed.
  25. What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
    To havarti and to hold.

Funny Cheese Puns

  1. What does a slice of cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
    He cantal.
  2. Why did the cheese shop owner finally quit the business?
    He was tired of the daily rind.
  3. “Y’all gon’ make me lose my rind. Up in here. Up in here.”
  4. Did you hear about the cheese lover who took his girlfriend for granted?
    How dairy.
  5. What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese?
    Limb-burger.
  6. What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
    The Stilton.
  7. What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
    Livarot.
  8. What cheese cries the most?
    Babybel.
  9. What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?
    To brie or not to brie.
  10. What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
    “I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”

Cheese Puns for Kids

  1. What is the lion’s favourite cheese?
    Roarquefort.
  2. What cheese is made backwards?
    Edam.
  3. Why did the cheese get in trouble?
    It was up to no gouda.
  4. Did you hear about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell Swiss cheese?
    It’s a hole business strategy.
  5. What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
    Make America great again.

Cheese Puns one liners

  1. He’s a real munster
  2. I camembert (can’t remember) the last time we saw each other
  3. Try to remember, think caerphilly (carefully)
  4. You are looking mozzare-hella good
  5. In queso emergency
  6. Sorry you’re feeling bleu
  7. “This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.”
  8. “I hope you’re having a gouda day.”
  9. “I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.”
  10. “You make me melt.”
  11. “Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie.”
  12. “I’m mature for my age.
  1. “You’re lookin’ so gouda today.”
  2. “I would be so provolone without you.”
  3. “Hey, you’re looking sharp.”
  4. “Just in queso you didn’t know, you’re the best.”
  5. “Cheesin’ real hard.”
  6. “Having a mozzarhella good day.”
  7. “Hey, that’s nacho cheese.”
  8. “We brie-long together.”
  9. “Cheesus Christ!”
  10. “You raclette my world.”
  11. “You feta believe I love being your friend.”
  12. “Let’s brie friends forever.”
  13. “That’s what cheese said.”
  14. “Have a grate day.”
  15. “To brie, or not to brie.”
  16. “Hoping today is as nice as can brie.”
  17. “Have a hole lot of fun.”
  18. “It’s oh-queso by me.”

31″So grilled to see you.”

  1. “I wheely like you.”
  2. “In queso emergency, eat cheese.”
  3. “Have you accepted cheeses into your life?”
  4. “I can feel it coming in gruyere tonight.”
  5. “Forever provolone.”
  6. “Would you brie mine?”

Clever Cheese Puns

  1. How do you know it’s getting kind of serious with a cheese lover?
    They tell you they are pretty fondue you.
  2. What does a cheese say when they look in the mirror in the morning?
    Halloumi.
  3. What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
    Morbier.
  4. What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
    Edam.
  5. Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
    In queso emergency.
  6. What do you call cheese who attends art openings?
    Cultured.
  7. What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
    Ricotta get through this.
  8. How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
    Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
  9. Cheese all that
    Cheese Louise!
    Cheese the day
    Cheesy come, cheesy go
    Cheesy on the eyes
    Mind your own cheesewax
    Praise Cheeses
    Set you mind at cheese
    Sweet dreams are made of cheese
    That’s what cheese said
    You’re so cheesygoing
  10. I said to my wife, I’m really fondue you
    Absence makes the heart grow fondue
  11. To havarti and to hold
    What havarti you’ve done?
  12. What do you call it when a cheese goes?
    Fondue-due.
  13. What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
    “Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
  14. What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
    “You gouda brie kidding!”

Cheese Puns for Birthday

  1. Have a gouda birthday
    Life is gouda
    No thanks, I’m gouda
    You’re up to no gouda
  2. What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
    “I’m mature for my age.”
  3. What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
    “You make me melt.”
  4. What did one cheese say to the other during philosophy class?
    “I dis a brie.”
  5. Anything you can do, I can do feta
    I’m getting feta up with this
    Nothing get feta than this
    You think you’re feta than me?
  6. Fifty Shades of Gruyere
    This is a gruyere area
  7. Don’t touch! They’re nachos.
    This is nacho thing
  8. The provolone ranger
    You don’t have to be prov-alone
  9. You’re cheddar off without him
    Nothing get cheddar than this
    Cheddar him than me
  10. “Say cheese.”
  11. “I found the fontina of youth.”
  12. “I camembert it.”
  13. Did you hear about the cheese shop that was destroyed by a tornado?
    All that’s left is da brie.
  14. What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
    Cheese sticks.
  15. What is a cheese lover’s favourite musician?
    Mozart-arella.

Cheese Puns for Adults

  1. “Just dancing around, and listening to Taylor Swiss.”
  2. “Loving you is cheesy.”
  3. “Hugs and cheeses.”
  4. What is a cheese lover’s favourite rap artist?
    Feta wap.
  5. What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
    You cheddar a few pounds.
  6. Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
    It’s hole-y.
  7. What is a pirate’s favourite cheese?
    Ched-arrrrgh!

Cheese Puns for Instagram

  1. “Stand by your manchego.”
  2. You had me at halloumi.”
  3. “Up to no gouda.”
  4. Did you hear about the guy who forgot to use the colander when making mac and cheese?
    His wife gave him a restraining order.
  5. What do you call a flying cheese?
    A curd of prey.
  6. What does a piece of cheese tell you during a game of tag?
    Cheez-it.
  7. What is a cheese lover’s favourite track and field event?
    The curdles.
  8. What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?
    “Gotta take the gouda with the bad.”
  9. What is a cheese lover’s favourite type of music?
    R n’ Brie.
  10. Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
    His pick-up line was too cheesey.

Cheese Puns names

  1. Brie-once
  2. Brie Larson
  3. Edam and Eve
  4. Feta Hopper
  5. Feta Wap
  6. Gouda Kattan
  7. Gruyere’s Anatomy
  8. Jane Fondue
  9. Justin Brie-ber
  10. Kate Mozzarella
  11. Kim Curdashian
  12. Mozart-ella
  13. Nacho Biden
  14. Paris Stilton
  15. Robert Kraft

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