100 + Best Christmas Puns to tell your Friends and Family 2021.

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This time we post some best and funny Christmas puns that you will laugh at until your gift come.

For your better laugh, we divide these puns into Best Christmas Puns, Christmas Puns one-liner, Christmas Puns for kids, Christmas puns for Instagram, and Christmas food puns.
So, without wasting time let’s meet Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!

Christmas puns

Christmas Puns

  1. We all know that Christmas is a big commercial racket. It’s run by a big Eastern syndicate, you know
  2. I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it all the year.
  3. Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.
  4. I’m snow bored.
  5. Believe in your elf
  6. I only have ice for you.
  7. Icy what you did there.
  8. I love you a whole watt.
  9. Treat yo’elf
  10. Don’t get caught elvesdropping on Santa.
  11. This is snow laughing matter!
  12. Resting Grinch face.
  13. You sleigh me.
  14. Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.
  15. Hold on for deer life.
  16. The Christmas alphabet has noel.

Best Christmas Puns 2021

  1. Shake it like a pole-oriod picture.
  2. Your presents is requested.
  3. But wait—there’s myrrh.
  4. Are you oakay? Yes, I’m pine!
  5. The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
  6. Have your elf a merry little Christmas.
  7. He came, he thawed, he conquered.
  8. Let’s get elf-ed up
  9. She has high elf-esteem
  10. Can I get a watt watt?

Christmas Puns one-liner

  1. Petition to celebrate Christmas year-round. Sign below!
  2. Consider this photo my Christmas card to all of you.
  3. The Festival of Lights? More like the Festival of Carbs.
  4. Dear Santa … define “nice.”
  5. Christmas cheer? I thought you said Christmas beer…
  6. Feliz naughty dog.
  7. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.
  8. May your days be merry and bright.
  9. To-do list: Eat, drink, nap.
  10. December isn’t over yet, but I already understand how the Grinch felt.
  1. I hope the reindeer eat the naughty list.
  2. That’s a wrap! No, seriously—I finally finished wrapping the gifts.
  3. It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas…
  4. One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
  5. Current status: ready for a long winter’s nap

Christmas Puns Names

  1. Alexmas
  2. Mery Christmas
  3. Avery
  4. Alexis
  5. Christin

Christmas Puns for Kids

  1. “Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.”
  2. “Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.”
  3. “Treat every day like Christmas.”
  4. “Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a frame of mind.”
  5. “You stink. You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.”
  6. You’ll shoot your eye out, kid

Christmas Puns for Instagram

  1. Dear Santa…I can explain.
  2. All I want for Christmas is you food.
  3. Dreaming of a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red).
  4. Bah, humbug.
  5. Forget the figgy pudding, I want cookies!
  6. Relationship status: Single and ready to jingle.
  7. Red wine pairs well with a crazy family.
  8. Feelin’ frosty.
  9. Me, 11 months of the year: “Slay.” Me in December: “Sleigh.”
  10. Let’s get lit!

Christmas Puns Jokes

  1. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
  2. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
    He got 25 days
  3. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
    A Christmas Quacker!
  4. What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
    Santa walking backwards!
  5. What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
    He pulled a cracker!
  6. Why was the turkey in the pop group?
    Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
  7. What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    A broken drum, you just can’t beat it!
  8. What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
    Stick with me and we’ll go places!
  9. Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
    Because they were two deer!
  10. What do snowmen wear on their heads?
    Ice caps!

Christmas Food Puns

  1. We whisk you a Merry Christmas
  2. Stay warm and toast-y this Christma
  3. All I want for Christmas is booze
  4. Merry Getsmashed
  5. Prosecc-Ho-ho-ho
  6. Have yourself a bloody mary Christmas
  7. Gin-gle bells
  8. Raise your holiday spirits!
  9. Tis the season to be jelly.
  10. Tis the seasonin

Christmas Tree Puns

  1. These decorations are tree-mendous.
  2. We have great chemis-tree.
  3. Time to spruce things up
  4. I’m feelin’ pine
  5. “Yes, I do consider myself a Christmas tree hugger.”

Santa Claus Puns

  1. That look soots you.
  2. You’re my soul Santa.
  3. It’s the most wine-derful time of the year.
  4. All the jingle ladies, all the jingle ladies.
  5. Christmas has me feeling extra Santa-mental.
  6. A round of Santa-plause, please.
  7. Rebel without a Claus.
  8. A mistle-toast to the holiday season.
  9. The Christmas alphabet has noel.
  10. Shake it like a pole-oriod picture

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