Do you love clowns? so, here Jokesboy comes with the best clown jokes ever.
So without wasting time check our massive collection of clown jokes.
We divide these jokes into best clown jokes, funny clown jokes, clown jokes for Childers, Halloween clown jokes, scary clown jokes, and knock-knock clown jokes.
Best Clown Jokes
- I don’t knock what a class clown was till?
I went to a class and realized…
I was a class clown in kindergarten and then…
I wake up from a nightmare - Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off - Me: I sign up to be a clown
My friend: why?
Me: because my life is a joke - The most cutting thing you can say is “Who’s this clown?”
because it implies they’re:
a clown and
not even one of the better-known clowns. - My friend asked me, “What kind of adult diapers do they sell for Pennywise the Clown?”
It depends. - How do you make a Clown cry?
You throw a brick at it - Daddy, can we go see the clowns again?
For the last time, Billy, we are not visiting congress again. - clowns were doing an egg contest and one clown had their egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.
- why do cannibals not like to eat clowns…
cause they taste funny!! - Why did the clown drive over the cup?
Because he wanted to CRACK him up! - What clown do you call that is allergic to strawberries?
Ollie the clown. - yo momma more like g0z the clown
- Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No… Really?
Hahaha Grasshole - What do you get when you put a clown a pedophile, a gay wet person?
YOUR DAD - What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown?
Neither are funny. - How do you get a clown to stop smiling
You shoot him in the face - Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny! - Why did the clown not attack mike
cause they bounce. - When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Funny clown jokes
- I think it was totally disrespectful for Joe Biden to call the President of the United States a clown.
As a clown, I’m extremely offended - What do you do if you are attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
- I had a friend who was a clown who performed on stilts. I always looked up to him.
- Saw a group of pheasants & partridges dressed as clowns. I thought, “they’re game for a laugh”.
- My friend was a clown in a circus who did a human cannonball act. Never replaced him when he retired, couldn’t find anyone else of the same calibre.
- Why did the clown leave the cheese circus? He couldn’t get his Stilton.
- Why do clowns wear loud socks? To stop their feet from falling asleep.
- Why are circus clowns often stressed? Because their job is in tents.
- Went to the circus and saw some clowns with tightrope walkers.
The oddest flavour of crisps yet. - What do you get when you boil a clown?
Laughing stock - If you’re attacked by a mob of angry clowns…
go for the juggler. - Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One of them turns to the other and says, “Does this taste funny to you?” - Why is it hard to become a Clown?
Because they always have some big shoes to fill. - Why did the clown go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling funny! - My father was the best clown of all time.
When he died, all his friends came to his funeral in one car. - what stops a clown from laughing
A bullet - A baby clown fell down and broke a bone.
The doctor told the baby clown’s father that they broke the bone in between their shoulder and elbow.
The man laughs.
“Why would you laugh!?”
“Its humerus.” - How can you tell if a clown has just farted?
They smell funny! - A clown held the door open for me today
I thought that it was a nice jester. - What’s the worst part about playing tag with a clown?
When the clown is it. - I had a one-night stand with a clown yesterday.
It was a funny bone. - I was trying to figure out what to do with the dying clown on the floor.
Then, IT hit me. - My father who comes from a long line of clowns just retired and wants me to continue the family legacy.
I’ve got some big shoes to fill - I don’t like that clown from IT.
He’s always fooling around and cracking jokes instead of fixing our computers. - What should you do if you ever encounter a gang of murderous clowns?
Go for the juggler. - What do you call a really scary, racist clown?
A big It - What do a clown and someone who snores have in common?
Honk Shoe..
Honk Shoe..
Honk Shoe.. - My friend swears he loves horror movies involving clowns
I’m not certain, but I think he means It.
Clown jokes for kids
- What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up! - Why did the clown throw his clock out of the window?
He wanted to see time fly! - Why did the clown wear loud socks!
So his feet wouldn’t fall asleep! - What is the pink goo between an elephant’s toes?
Slow clowns! - Why was the clown sad?
She broke her funny bone! - What should you do if you’re attacked by a group of clowns?
Go for the jugular! - I’d like to take over the clown’s job!
Those are big shoes to fill! - What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?
The same middle name. - Why did the clown eat his dollar bill?
It was his lunch money. - Why won’t sharks eat clowns?
They taste funny!
Clown puns & pick up lines
- What material is a clown’s costume made from? Poly jester
- Friend of mine is an expert in making clown shoe. It’s no small feat.
- A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, “what a nice jester.”
- why did the clown cross the road? To get his rubber chicken
- Did you hear about the clown who ran away with the circus? They made him bring it back
- “Did you get that body at McDonald’s? Because “I’m lovin’ it.”
- “Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.”
- “11. Are you a speeding ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
- “Kiss heaven goodbye ’cause it must be a sin to look that good!”
- “Baby, if you were words on a page you’d be what they call “fine print!”
- “You know what they say about guys with comically large shoes.’
- “Are you ready for the second-greatest show on earth?”
- “How would you like to be Mrs Jingles for a night?”
- “Wanna go for a drive with me and forty of my friends?”
- “Would you help me remove my greasepaint from some hard-to-reach places?”
- “How’d you like to see the big top?”
- “Don’t waste your time with the strong man — the steroids made him impotent.”
- “You know the old saying, ‘Once you’ve had a clown, you’ll never turn around’.”
- “Two things on me honk.”
- “I once met Steve Ringling.”
Clown knock knock jokes
- knock knock
who’s there?
Poke her face~!
Poke her face who?
Can’t read me, can’t read me, no he can’t read my poke her face… - Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce rest I’m feeling beet. - knock knock
who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Why ya crying? - knock knock,,,
who’s there?
banana,,,
banana who?
banana banana
banana banana who? - knock knock,,,
who’s there?
orange,,,
orange WHO?
ORANGE YA GLAD I DIDN’T SAY,,BANANA? - Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Luv
Luv Who?
No it’s level i don’t know any LuvWhos - Knock Knock
Who’s there
boo
boo who
Don’t cry the jokes not that bad. - knock knock
who’s there?
LuvLee
“BOLT THE DOORS”
bolt the doors who? - Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
An Irish Burgler. - Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ringo Star trying out a more complex beat. - Knock Knock.
Whos there?
The doorbell repairman. - Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tim.
Ooh errr I’m not in, try nest door. - Knock Knock.
Come in .
Thanks for ruining my joke. - Knock Knock
Who’s there
Dwayne
Dwayne who
Dwayne the bathtub I’m Downing (drowning) - knock knock
who’s there?
Mary and Abby
Mary and Abby Who?
Mary Christmas and Abby New Year! - knock knock
who’s there?
Sadie
Sadie who?
Sadie magic words and I will tell you… - Knock knock
who’s there
Abbott
Abbott who
Abbott time you answered the door.
Clown jokes for Halloween
- What did the Halloween show lion spit out?
The clown - What do you do when attacked by a group clown?
Go for the juggler! - What is the only guy that is willing to fight chuck norms?
A clown! - What did the clown say to the zombie that bit is the red nose?
That wasn’t a nice jester! - Who came up with the idea to dress up as a clown?
It was a demon’s idea of funny! - Why don’t monsters eat clowns?
Because they taste funny! - Why did the zombie start laughing when biting the clown?
It bit down to the funny bone! - Why did the clown throw a sheet out the window?
To see a ghost fly! - How did the clown fight off a hungry zombie?
With a rubber chicken! - Who did the clown take to the Halloween party?
The arco-BATS! - What did the clown shoot at the zombie?
A human cannonball! - Why did the clown go to the witch doctor?
Because he was feeling a little funny! - What did the pumpkin say to the clown with the knife?
You make me smile! - How did the 33 clowns get to the Halloween party?
In their small clown car! - Why did the clown have to go trick or treating?
He was only paid peanuts at the circus! - Why did the vampire attack the clown?
He wanted the circus to be in his blood. - What do you call a clown that was nat a chocolate alcoholic?
Amine! - Why did the vampire bite the juggler?
The clown was juggling blood oranges!
scary clown jokes
- Why don’t clowns work at kids Halloween parties?
Halloween and little kids give clowns real nightmares! - When dressing up as a clown for Halloween. What is their biggest fear?
Is that no one takes me seriously! - When driving away from a hoard of Zombies the two clowns drove off a cliff?
“It’s all good,” said the driver “it has air brakes!” - What did the little clown do when he learned that he was going to die?
He went into the living room! - Why does a clown use to keep the zombie away?
A Hand Buzzer! - How do you the mummy was dressed by a clown?
She was wrapped in a multi colour chain of silks! - Why was the clown very white?
He saw a scary ghost! - Why was the lips of the clown bright red?
He just ate from a juggler! - Why did the vampire tell the ghost to stop with the Halloween jokes?
Jokes are for clowns you light weight! - The clown was showing a ghost the ‘pull the finger’ trick and then says you try?
The ghost replies ” your such a BOO- zo”. - Why did the clown go drinking with a ghost?
The ghost really like the boooos!
Dark clown jokes
- The IT department at my work is full of clowns.
Bloody dancing clowns. - Why did the clown through his clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly. - What is the name of the city ruled by clowns?
Honk-honk - How do you get a clown off a swing set?
Hit him in the face with an axe. - I just signed up to a movie-to-book club. I think they’re clowning around, but they told me the new guy always has to-
read It and weep. - The best insult ever is, “who is this clown?”, because…
You are calling them a clown
You are saying they are not even a well-known clown - I saw a commercial for a new horror movie featuring a clown…
…And said to me “that’s IT?”
Long clown jokes
- An eight-year-old girl went to the office with her father on “Take Your Kid to Work Day”.
As they were walking
around the office, the young
girl started crying and getting
very cranky. Her father asked
what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered
round, she sobbed loudly:
“Daddy, where are all the
clowns that you said you
worked with?” - A king was feeling depressed. The queen decided to hire a clown, hoping to lift his spirits.
At the end of the clown’s performance, everyone in the king’s court was laughing and applauding. Except for the King.
The Queen turned to her husband and said “What is it? Are you feeling any better?”
The King sighed. “No, I still feel pretty down… but I certainly appreciate the Jester.” - A famous clown was performing his routine on stage. After a particularly funny gag, an audience member in the front row clutched his chest and crumbled out of his seat to the floor.
The clown immediately broke off his routine. He leapt off the stage to attend to the man. “I think I’m having a heart attack,” he told the clown.
The clown, very worried, called out for a doctor among the audience. With a grunt, the man put a tremulous hand on the clown’s arm. When he spoke, it was quiet, and with not a little difficulty.
“But Pagliacci,” he said, “I am a doctor.” - A man goes on an overnight business trip and hires a babysitter to watch his two kids. It’s an easy job with good pay, but she’s creeped out by the life-sized clown statue he has in his den.
That night, the man calls to see how things are going.
The babysitter says: “Everything’s great, the kids have been wonderful. But I had to throw my coat over that clown statue in your den. No offence but it’s really creepy.”
Horrified, the man replies: “What?! I don’t have a den! Grab my kids and my clown statue and get out of there!“
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