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- How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
- What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
- What’s long and hard and full of semen?
- Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
She outgrew her b-shells!
- What do clowns get turned on by?
Balloon blow-up dolls.
- What is six inches long, two inches wide, and makes everyone go crazy?
A $100 bill.
- What does a horny frog say?
- What did the elephant ask the naked man?
“How do you breathe out of that thing?”
- What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball!
- What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?
Best Dirty Jokes 2021
- What are the three shortest words in the English language?
“Is it in?”
- What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
“Thanks for coming!”
- How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
- What kind of bees make milk?
- What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
- How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
- Why did the ketchup blush?
He saw the salad dressing.
- What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
- What’s the difference between your penis and a bonus check?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
- Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
Awesome Dirty Jokes
- What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
- Why is diarrhea hereditary?
It runs in your genes!
- My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.
I personally am on the fence.
- Why can’t you hear rabbits making love?
Because they have cotton balls.
- Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died!
- What comes after 69?
- What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?
A wet nose.
- How can you tell if your husband is dead?
The s** is the same, but you get to use the remote.
- What do you get when you cross a dick with a potato?
- What did the leper say to the s** worker?
Keep the tip.
Cool Dirty Jokes
- What’s long, green, and smells like bacon?
Kermit The Frog’s fingers!
- What did one butt cheek say to the other?
Together, we can stop this crap.
- What do you call an expert fisherman?
A Master Baiter.
- How do you make your girlfriend scream during s**?
Call and tell her about it.
- What does Pinocchio’s lover say to him?
“Lie to me! Lie to me!”
- What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
- Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
- How is s** like a game of bridge?
If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
- What do you get when you jingle Santa’s balls?
A white Christmas!
- What do you call the lesbian version of a cock block?
A beaver dam!
Funny Dirty Jokes
- How do you make a pool table laugh?
Tickle its balls.
- Why did the sperm cross the road?
Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
- What do you do when your cat’s dead?
Play with the neighbor’s pussy instead.
- What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
- What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?
A private tutor!
- What is Moby Dick’s dad’s name?
- What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin’ off!
- How is life like toilet paper?
You’re either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.
- What do you call a cheap circumcision?
- Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra.
The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Dirty Jokes for Adults
- “Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted,
but I was keeping the umbrella.
- Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
Because she outgrew her B-shells!
- I’ll admit it, I have a tremendous s** drive.
My girlfriend lives forty miles away.
- A naked man broke into a church.
The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ.
- What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
“I want you inside me.”
Dirty Jokes for Instagram
- Of course, I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.
- My boyfriend told me that he was seeing another girl. I told him to rub his eyes.
- You’re like a prize-winning fish. I don’t know whether to eat you or mount you
- Without Her Permission I Will Touch Her Only To Wipe Her Tears..!
- If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
- Poke me now if you’ve ever had a crush on me.
- Smile! It is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
- Love is blind, and greed insatiable.
- A secret is what you tell everyone not to tell anyone else.
- Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP unless you put them together.
Funny Dirty Names
- Edward Cocaine
- Pubes Peepshow
- Betty Humper
- Dick Passwater
- The Pretzel
- The Left-Handed Stranger
- The Abe Lincoln
- Fabulous Flournoy
- Lipin Jection
- Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop
- Madka Owdiseez
- Shelby Warde and Joe Looney
- Anita Fartinghouse
- Hans Ohff
- Butter Churner
- Oliver Closeoff
- Anita Dump
- Kelly Ann Long and Eric Paul Wiwi
- The Vibrating Dryer
Dirty Jokes one-liners
- Naughty by Nature. Wild By Choice.
- I finally realized this, I need you more than I thought.
- You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status.
- Your parents must be retarded because you are special.
- I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about Mannequins.
Dirty Jokes and Puns
- A naughty thought is a terrible thing to waste.
- Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and ill go down on you.
- You Are in my Inappropriate Thoughts.
- I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you I am a Coach.
- NAUGHTY. but in a nice way.
Dirty Jokes and Riddles
- What’s four-letter word that ends in k means the same as intercourse?
- I go in hard but come out soft, and I never mind if you want to blow me. What am I?
- What is hairy on the outside, but soft and wet on the inside and whose word starts with the letter c, and ends with a t?
- What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in our mouth, and is more fun if it vibreates?
- What’s in a man’s pants that you just won’t find in a girl’s pant?
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