The 100+ Pawsome Dog Puns in 2021

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Need good dog puns? you are in the right place.
This time JokesBoy comes with the best dog puns for dog lovers.


For your better read, we divide puns into best dog puns 2021, funny dog puns, awesome dog puns, pet puns, puppy puns, dog puns names, dog puns one-liners, dog puns for kids, dog puns for Instagram, happy birthday dog puns and dog puns for adults
So without wasting time let’s read and laugh.

dog puns

Dog Puns

  1. The pugkin latte is my dog’s favourite drink in the fall.
  2. The dog is so cute and tiny, it Beagles my mind!
  3. The poor dog couldn’t find the rabbit. It was a bad hare day.
  4. I just want to curl up and puggle with my dog.
  5. That collar made the dog so uncomfortable.
  6. He could give you a few pointers on playing fetch.
  7. We should hire a photograph-fur to take pictures of our pup.
  8. When the dog realized what was happening, he flea’d the scene.
  9. He always has to follow the rules. He’s so dog-matic!
  10. That dog is so noisy. Howl it stay quiet when you’re gone?
  11. Feeding grapes to your dog can kill them. We’re raisin’ some awareness for this paws.
  12. Trying to train my dog was a Mastiff waste of time.
  13. Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.
  14. That dog was sassy and fur-ocious!
  15. Today has been ruff.
  16. For breakfast, my dog loves a beagle and schmear.
  17. Don’t stop retrieving
  18. That joke was dog-gone funny.
  19. I told you I’d get it done on time. Quit hounding me.

Best Dog Puns 2021

best dog puns
  1. I like big mutts and I cannot lie.
  2. When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.
  3. He’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
  4. Quit hounding me
  5. Just need a cup of earl greyhound tea every day
  6. You’re such a mal-tease
  7. Dachshund through the snow
  8. Pardon my french
  9. Let’s raise the woof
  10. The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately
  11. Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.
  12. Today has been ruff.
  13. The Dalmatian hid from people,
    because he didn’t want to be spotted.
  14. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?
    The re-tail store.
  15. My dog’s not fat.
    He’s just a little husky.

Dog Puns for Instagram

dog puns for instagram
  1. I nearly kicked my dog out.
    But we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
  2. He’s not a bad dog.
    He’s just a little ruff around the edges.’
  3. The dog is so popular that,
    the pup-arazzi took its photo.
  4. What did the polite dog say? Thanks fur everything!

5. The Dalmatians hid from people
because he didn’t want to be spotted.

  1. He has to constantly call her to check in.
    She has him on a short leash.
  2. What did the dogcatcher sing to the stray?
    “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”
  3. You won’t find what you need here.
    You’re barking up the wrong tree.
  4. My dog never stands up for herself.
    She just rolls over.
  5. My dog’s favourite band is The Beagles.

Dog Puns for Adults

dog puns for adults
  1. My dog hates the rain.
    He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
  2. The dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays,
    “You ain’t nothing but a pound dog.”
  3. Don’t drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don’t.
    want to end up with a wide retriever!
  4. My dog loves poetry.
    Especially William Shakes-paw.
  5. Mistakes happen.
    No need to terrier-self up about it.
  6. What dog does Dracula own?
    A blood-hound.
  7. I love walking my neighbor’s dog.
    It’s the leashed I can do.
  8. What does the dog eat at the movies? Pupcorn!
  9. When traveling, always make sure to pack a doggie bag for your pup.
  10. The dogs were having so much fun, it looked like they were raising the roof.

Dog Puns for Kids

dog puns for adults
  1. The squirrel in the backyard made the dog go mutts.
  2. That dog is so beautiful. S
    he should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
  3. What’s your dog’s favourite Pink Floyd album?
    Bark Side of the Moon.
  4. Make sure you use Collie flour when baking for your dog.
  5. There mutt be a chance my dog isn’t a purebred.
  6. I’m all about the pug life.
  7. We should make a small Dalmation to the canine charity.
  8. The dog has been going through a rough pooch lately.
  9. That was certainly a tall tail he told.
  10. The pup doggedly chased the squirrel.

Dog Puns One liners

  1. Have your dog paid its annual fleas?
  2. Let’s give the dogs a big round of ap-paws.
  3. The dog names were recorded for pawsterity.
  4. He found the costume very dograding.
  5. The training cur-tailed the dog’s bad behavior.
  6. She saw an oppawtunity to start a new pet business.
  7. This is the fur-st dog she’s ever had.
  8. The dog’s outfit was quite fetching.
  9. She went on pup-ternity leave when she got a new dog.
  10. We needed a rufferee to keep the players in check.
  11. Happy Howl-o-ween to our dog friends!

Funny Dog Puns

  1. The dog couldn’t find his car in the barking lot.
  2. He loved dogs so much he had a Rover-dose.
  3. What did Darth Vader name his son? Luke Skybarker.
  4. When my dog starts itching, it really ticks me off.
  5. The coach wants to put my dog in the baseball game because he always gets walked.
  6. He rode the pug boat across the water.
  7. The dog was so strong and powerful, we called him “Labrador.”
  8. What does a dog like to eat for breakfast? Woofles.
  9. The dog’s bones will Rottweiler spirit will live on.
  10. The dog is from Colliefornia.
  11. The dog barked all night without any paws.
  12. The picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q.
  13. Oh, paw-lease
  14. Let’s give the dogs a big round of ap-paws.
  15. Where’s the paw-ty at?
  16. Here’s your perfect op-paw-tunity
  17. We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws (pause)
  18. Remain paws-itive
  19. I’ve got the paw-er! (power)
  20. Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude
  21. This is a-paw-ling (appalling!)
  22. I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!
  23. Please be paw-lite
  24. Love long and paws-prer
  25. Howl you doin
  26. Howl I ever live without you?

Awesome Dog Puns

  1. Happy Howlidays
  2. Happy Howl-o-ween
  3. Feliz Navi-dog
  4. Dog-gone it
  5. Trust me, I’m a dog-tor
  6. What kind of construction are dogs best at? Roofing.
  7. Great Dane lovers are sure obsessed with tall tails.
  8. We just got pawsession of a new dog.
  9. You have to be careful after it rains cats and dogs and make sure you don’t step in a Poodle.
  10. The dog was so smart it majored in bark-eology.

Puppy Puns

  1. It’s raining cats and dogs. That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.
  2. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.
  3. I wanted to see dogs at the zoo, but they didn’t have any. It was a Shiz-Tzu.
  4. Pavlov? He rings a bell.
  5. Have you heard about the new dog movie? It’s called Jurassic Bark.
  6. Take the dog for a walk. That’s the leashed you could do.
  7. The dog was so sad, he was a mellon Collie.
  8. What’s more amazing than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
  9. That dog was so cold, he was a pup-sicle!
  10. See you on the bark side
  11. Remember to put the car in bark
  12. You’re barking up the wrong tree
  13. I like big mutts and I cannot lie
  14. You’re the ulti-mutt dog mom
  15. I’m mutts about you
  16. Nothing mutt-ers as much as you
  17. I ruff you very much
  18. Pardon the inter-ruff-tion
  19. Did you have a ruff day?
  20. He’s a little ruff around the edges
  21. Those puppies sure love ruff-housing

Clever dog puns

  1. Did you hear about the dog who gave birth on the side of the road? She was ticketed for littering!
  2. He said his dog ran 10 miles to get the ball. That seems a bit far fetched.
  3. The fancy dog was quite pawsh.
  4. Don’t stop retrieving. Hold on to that feline.
  5. When a problem comes along, you must Whippet.
  6. When the dog went to the flea circus, he stole the show.
  7. Happy Anni-fur-sary
  8. Thanks fur everything
  9. You are fur-bulous
  10. My dog’s favorite movie is Trans-fur-mers
  11. My dog is my best fur-end
  12. I love you, fur real.
  13. I will never fur-get you
  14. I am fur-ever yours
  15. I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life
  16. This place seems so fur-miliar
  17. Please fur-give me
  18. It’s the leash I can do
  19. You need a new leash on life
  20. Be-leash me, I know
  21. The dog was so artistic, it liked Labradoodle in its notebook.
  22. The dog’s breakfast was pure bread – he sure loved his carbs!
  23. What’s your dog’s favourite Pink Floyd album? Bark Side of the Moon.
  24. He knew the dog was calling because he had collar I.D.

Happy Birthday Dog Puns

  1. If you feed your dog too many snacks, you’re going to end up with a wide retriever.
  2. What do dogs call their parents? Dog-ma and paw.
  3. The dog preyed on the neighbourhood cats because it was a holy terrier.
  4. When you’re on a boat with your dog, always bring a doggie paddle.
  5. I’ll collie you later
  6. Collie Me Maybe?
  7. Collie-fornia Love
  8. The dog was so sad, he was a mellon Collie.
  9. Let’s go south of the border collie
  10. My dog makes me smiles from ear terrier (ear to ear)
  11. My dog is such a terrier-ist
  12. Mistakes happen. No need to terrier-self up about it.
  13. This is a mastiff (massive)-sized dog
  14. I don’t give a pit
  15. Pit happens
  16. No pit-y here, I love my pits
  17. No pit, Sherlock
  18. I’m one classy mother pupper
  19. My dog is cold, we call him a pup-sicile
  20. My dog likes to eat pup-corn at movies
  21. He’s the most pup-ular dog at the park
  22. The pup-arazzi just love to take pictures of him
  23. He loves pup-eroni pizza

Dog pun names

  1. 50 Scent
  2. Andy Warhowl
  3. Angela Basset Hound
  4. Bark Griswold
  5. Bark Obama
  6. Bark Ruffalo
  7. Bark Twain
  8. Bark Wahlberg
  9. Barkbra Streisand
  10. Beowoof
  11. Bone Crawford
  12. Bone. James Bone
  13. Brad Pitbull
  14. Chew-barka
  15. Clint Eastwoof
  16. Colin Howl
    17.Corg Clooney
  17. Diggy Azalea
  18. Dog Johnson
  19. Droolius Caesar
  20. Drooly Andrews

Pet puns

  1. He’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.
  2. The dog is so popular that the pup-arazzi took its photo.
  3. The Dachshund had to sit in the shade because it was a hot dog.
  4. I’m not sure what’s wrong with my dog. Hopefully the vet will shed some light on the problem.
  5. You won’t find what you need here. You’re barking up the wrong tree.
  6. Fleas Witherspoon
  7. Hairy Paw-ter
  8. Howlsey
  9. Jake Gyllenpaw
  10. James Earl Bones
  11. Jabba the Mutt
  12. Jimmie Chews
  13. JK Growling
  14. Jon Bone Jove
  15. Jude Paw
  16. Jurassic Bark
  17. Kim Kardachshund
  18. L.L. Drool J
  19. Labra-thor
  20. Luke Skybarker
  21. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow. One of my canines is loose.
  22. I hope my Lab reports come back okay.
  23. Those dogs were a bunch of litter pugs!
  24. What’s the best type of home for your dog? Ruff-housing.
  25. That dog is barking up the wrong pedigree.
  26. Mary Puppins
  27. Meghan Barkle
  28. Muttley Crew
  29. Muzz-arrt
  30. Obi Wag Kenobi
  31. Paw-Stewart
  32. Post Mabone
  33. My dog never stands up for herself. She just rolls over.
  34. Going camping? Make sure you have a pup tent.
  35. The dog was mad he threw the ball so far because it was pretty far-fetched.
  36. The dog was extra loud with its subwoofer.
  37. What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound!
  38. Don’t bite the hound that feeds you.
  39. That is good in-fur-mation about dogs.
  40. He’s one sick puppy.

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