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This time JokesBoy comes with 100+ Delicious Food Puns That’ll wake up your hunger.
For your better taste, we divide puns into Best Food puns, Delicious food puns, fast food puns, Mexican food puns, food puns jokes, food puns for love, and food puns one linear.
So, Without wasting any bite let’s eat these food puns. Enjoy!
Best Food Puns 2021
- What’s an apple’s favourite compliment?
You’re awesome to the core. - What did the hot-dog bun say to the sourdough?
You’re my roll model. - How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?
Oolong time. - What happens when you step on a grape?
It lets out a little wine. - What did the cupcake say to the icing?
I’d be muffin without you.
- What did the banana say to its sick friend?
“How are you peeling?” - What do you call a fake pasta?
An impasta. - Why did the butcher work overtime last week?
To make ends meat. - What does it do before it rains candy?
It sprinkles! - What do you call a sad cheese?
A Blue cheese. - What happens when veggies throw a party?
They get a DJ to turnip the beet. - You’re the apple of my ribeye.
- I tiramisu already!
- Why do melons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe. - What does a nosey pepper do?
Get jalapeño business.
Funny Food Puns
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho cheese. - Udon know me!
- Control your tempura please!
- Feeling a little melon-choly.
- What do you say to a sad salad?
Don’t kale my vibe.
Delicious Food Puns
- What do you call a violent breakfast food?
A cereal killer. - What is the most attractive fruit?
A fine-apple. - Did you hear the story about the angry waffle irons?
He just flipped. - Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
He felt like bacon. - What’s a chicken’s least favorite day of the week?
Fry-day. - Why did bread break up with margarine?
For a butter lover. - The fast-food chicken place down the block is having a Hillary Clinton special –
5-piece meal for $5…
…two small breasts,
two large thighs,
and a left wing. - Where did the lettuce go to grab a drink?
The Salad Bar. - What did the cocky pickle say?
I’m kind of a big dill. - Did you watch the movie about the hot dog?
It was an Oscar Wiener.
Fast Food Puns
- What’s the fastest food in the world?
Scone - What fast food does a young cannibal order?
A kids meal. - Did you hear about that new fast food chain in Canada?
It’s called chik-fil-eh? - What do you call a sad raspberry?
A blueberry. - The burger was leading the fast food race …
Until the hotdog mustard up the energy to ketchup, and emerged the clear wiener. - What do you call a german thief that’s robbing a fast food restaurant?
A Hamburglar - A man I know brings cheese from home to put on his fast food burgers instead of paying extra.
He’s a pretty Krafty guy. - What’s the most popular fast food place with one year olds?
Gerber King - Did you hear about the baseball player who can spot a fast food restaurant from miles away?
He leads the league in Arby eyes - Why did Eminem’s fast-food franchise fail?
He only had one shop. - Why do the French eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food. - What is Dracula’s least favorite fast food joint?
Stake N’ Shake! - What do you get when a chicken lays it’s eggs on the top of a hill?
Egg rolls. - What’s a dessert’s favorite pick-up line?
Pie like you berry much. - I was thinking about opening up a French baguette style fast food shop.
I think I’ll call it Pain D’Express. - A local fast food joint had a grand opening with a fireworks display…
There were lots of Sonic booms that night. - Fast food restaurant takes a few minutes,…bag gets handed over with, “Sorry about the wait.”
“It’s not heavy at all!” - I should stop telling fast-food jokes.
They never McSense. - What’s Jeffrey Dahmers idea of fast food?
Usain Bolt - What do you call someone who gets gassy from fast food?
Lactose McTolerant - In the drive thru of the fast food place…..
Me: I guess I have to put the 5 under the 20.
Wife: Why?
Me: The sign says no bills over $20.
Food Puns Jokes
- Why can’t eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up. - Why does yogurt love going to the museum?
Because it’s cultured. - What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?
A jam session. - Why can’t you trust tacos?
Because they tend to spill the beans. - What did the waiter say when he dropped a hotdog?
It could always be wurst. - What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face?
To close for comfort food - The s’more I know you,
the s’more I love you. - How did the cheddar profess his love?
“I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.” - Let’s Taco ‘Bout It
- A Pizza My Heart
Food Puns For Love
- Don’t go bacon my heart.
- Lettuce celebrate!
- You’re just my jam.
- I’m soy into you!
- I am your biggest flan.
- My heart beets when I think of you.
- Donut ever leave
- I am not yolking when I say you are the very best.
- You look absolutely radishing.
- You will always be my butter half.
- I love you from my head tomatoes.
- It was really nice to meat you.
- You and me? Let’s taco’ bout it.
- Udon even know how crazy I am about you.
- I have bean thinking a lot about you.
- Here’s my number, so kale me maybe?
- We are mint to be.
- You always make miso happy.
- Please brie forever mine.
- Muffin compares to your love.
- Baby, lime yours.
- Olive you so much.
- My love is pho real.
- I did a grape job choosing you.
- Honey, let’s date.
Food Puns Names
- Macrelmore
- Gareth Kale
- Scone Rivers
- Olivia Fig Newton John
- Nacho Problems
- Chicken Corbin Blue
- Leonardo Dicarpio
- Zac Saffron
- Hap-pea Together
- Demi Tomato
- Robert Brownie JR.
- Troy Steakman
- Mandy S’moore
- Kristen Calamari
- Andy Hamberg
- Tom Bready
- Abby Wonbok Cabbage
- Sardina Gomes
- Miley Fryrus
- Tim Duncaroos
- WILL.I.SPAM
Mexican Food Puns
- Best Mexican Restaurant Name Ever
Tequila Mockingbird - I hate tacos,
Said no juan ever - Baby, you got more legs
than a bucket of KFC! - I always read the Menu,
because there is always me and you - Boy if you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber
- Yeah I’m into fitnesss.
Fitness whole taco in my mouth - Do you want to Taco cout it?
It’s Nacho problem - Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?)
My meat in your grill - If only I were that wine you are drinking,
because then I would already be inside of you. - It is easier to describe the taste of water than my feelings for you.
Foodie Puns
- Girl, you remind me of a box of chocolates…..(Why?)
Cause I want to take your top off. - You must be peanut butter
because you’re making my legs feel like jelly - Your name must be Coca Cola,
because you’re so-da-licious - You’re like milk,
I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast. - Anyone can sit here and buy you drinks.
I want to buy you dinner! - Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple
- I love the way you move…
like butter on a bald monkey. - I want you more then a Hagen-Daas on a hot summer day.
- I know milk does a body good, but damn girl,
how much have you been drinking? - Do you like Pizza Hut?
beCause I want to stuff your crust. - Excuse me? Do you work at Little Ceasars?
Beacuse you are Hot And I’m Ready - Do you sell hot dogs?
Because you know how to make a wiener stand. - Are you spaghetti?
Because I want you to meat my balls. - Now what’s on the menu?
Me-n-u - You’re like my favorite candy bar,
half sweet,
half nuts.
Food Puns Pick up lines
- Girl……you are like a tall glass of water.
And im telling youuuu str8 up im thirsty. - Hey I don’t work at Subway,
but I bet you can handle my foot long. - I’m German,
do you want to see my weinerschnitzel? - Do you want to make a burger?
I’ll bring the beef, you bring the buns. - I have something for you that is big, hard, and has cum in it.
(pull out a cucumber) - You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
- Hi, I’m the new Milkman.
Do you want it in the front or the back? - Honey, are you a coffee?
Cause you wake up my senses. - You look so good,
I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit! - Do you like meat?
Cause you’ll be eating some tonight.
Dirty Food Puns for Adults
- How do you like you eggs in the morning?
scrambled or fertilized! - Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex?
[Slap] HEY! What’s wrong, you don’t like pizza? - Let’s do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
Do you like hamburgers?
cuz i’ll go in-n-out of you! - Do like meat and ass?
Can i stick my meat in ur ass - I heard you like DIM SUM,
well you gonna take this dik and DIM SUM more - Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a bl#w job?
No! Well in that case, D’ya wanna do lunch? - Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes),
because you look gggggreat - Do you like hamburgers?
cuz i’ll go in-n-out of you! - How do you like your eggs cooked? Why?
Well I just wanted know what to make for you in the morning! - Come on baby, se*x is like pizza:
Even if it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.
Food Puns one linear
- Have an egg-cellent day!
- Doughnut take us lightly.
- The path of yeast resistance.
- Another one beats the crust.
- You are brew-tiful.
- You’re super!
- Get jalapeño business.
- Lettuce us celebrate!
- You butter believe it.
- Pickle for your thoughts.
- A salt with a deadly weapon.
- Batter up!
- I’m a weirddough.
- My heart beets for you.
- I ap-peach-ate you.
- I know it’s corny but you’re a-maize-ing.
- I don’t feel like forking. Wanna spoon instead?
- What the hell am I doughing here?
- Let’s cut to the cheese.
- I doughnot belong here.
- A cereal killer.
- A Blue cheese.
- How are you peeling?
- Because they cantaloupe.
- Nice to meat you.
- Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
- Thyme is money.
- Robert Brownie Jr.
- Good morning Viet-nom!
- Let’s give ’em something to taco ’bout!
- It’s nacho your problem.
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