100+ Best Fruit Puns to tell your friends and family in 2021.

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Looking for some awesome fruit puns? then you are in the right place.
We just garb some best fruit puns from all around the internet.

For your better read, we divide puns into best fruit puns 2021, awesome fruit puns, funny fruit puns, fruit puns for kids, fruit puns for adults, fruit puns for Instagram, fruit pun names, fruit puns, and jokes and fruit puns one-liners.
Without wasting any time let’s read and laugh!

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Best Fruit Puns 2021

  1. No fig deal, you got this!
  2. Squeeze the day
  3. I find you very ap-peel-ing
  4. We make a great pear
  5. You’re the apple of my eye
  6. I cherry-ish you
  7. Lime all yours
  8. You hold the kiwi to my heart
  9. I miss you berry much
  10. Honeydew you know how happy you make me?
  11. I’m bananas for you, let’s never split
  12. Sorry I’m bad at pickup limes
  13. You’ve got a peach of my heart
  14. Thanks! I ap-peach-iate it
  15. Thank you berry much
  16. Thanks a melon
  17. Thanks a bunch
  18. Thank you! I apple-solutely appreciate it
  19. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
  20. You are juice the cutest
  21. I love you cherry much
  22. Don’t worry, just let it mango
  23. Be like a pineapple – always wear your crown
  24. You’re pear-fect
  25. You’re grape
  26. You are cherry sweet
  27. You’re plum-perfect
  28. You’re hard core
  29. You’re a peach
  30. You’re one in a melon

Awesome Fruit Puns

  1. A peach of my heart
  2. I apple-solutely understand
  3. Sit down be-cider
  4. Apple-y ever after
  5. Honeydew you know how much I love you?
  6. Don’t be melon-dramatic
  7. The apple of my pie
  8. Practice what you peach
  9. Made for peach other
  10. I ap-peach-iate it

Cool Fruit Puns

  1. I love you from my head tomato
  2. You’re one fine-apple
  3. He doesn’t guava clue!
  4. I guava soft spot for fruit puns.
  5. I guava bone to pick with you.
  6. It takes two to mango
  7. You are plum-believable!
  8. The sink is broken, call the plum-ber
  9. First place, You are number “plum!”
  10. If you love him, don’t let that mango!
  11. I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate

Funny Fruit Puns

  1. You did a grape job raisin me
  2. I’m so grape-ful for you
  3. You’re so fig-gin amazing!
  4. I love when you call me papaya
  5. Olive you so much
  6. A sleepy fruit is called a nap-ricot
  7. You’ve got a zest for life
  8. I’ve gone to grape lengths for you
  9. Grape…just grape!
  10. You’re being un-raisin-able

Fruit Puns for Kids

  1. Where do baby apes sleep?
    In apricots.
  2. What fruit teases you a lot?
    A Ba na..na..na..na..na!
  3. What Kind of Apple isn’t an Apple?
    A Pineapple!
  4. Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
    He couldn’t concentrate!
  5. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
    Because it wasn’t peeling well.

Fruit Puns for Adults

  1. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
    Taking a bite and finding half a worm.
  2. When do you go at red and stop at green?
    When you’re eating a watermelon.
  3. How does a lemon ask for a hug?
    “Give us a squeeze!”
  4. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
    Because he ran out of juice.
  5. What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
    A banana shake!
  6. Why did the Tomato go out with a prune?
    Because he couldn’t find a date!
  7. Why aren’t bananas ever lonely?
    Because they come in bunches!
  8. Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake?
    That was berry nice.
  9. Why was the peach acting funny?
    Because it was all fuzzy.
  10. What did the apple skin say to the apple?
    I’ve got you covered.

Fruit Puns for Instagram

  1. “Happy knowing my family is virtually by my side.”
  2. “Zooming through the week just to catch up with these guys.”
  3. “Shoutout to Zoom for letting us vacation in different places together.”
  4. “There’s no place like virtual home.”
  5. “Can’t wait to be reunited with my people.”
  6. “Families that virtually vacay together, stay together.”
  7. “Nothing can get in the way of our traditions.”
  8. “The quality time is virtual, but the sibling rivalry is IRL.”
  9. “Chatting all day with the ones who know me best.”
  10. “Distance couldn’t stop us from makin’ more mems.”

Fruit Puns Names

  1. Buckthorn berry
  2. marasca
  3. chokecherry
  4. Arel
  5. Kreamber
  6. Kulini
  7. Gimmentine
  8. Kliarra
  9. Wild Leek
  10. Mage Bilimbi
  11. Pigmy Chicory
  12. Bitter Bael
  13. Miracle Marula
  14. checkerberry
  15. hagberry
  16. Chinnetaya
  17. Eye
  18. Phelive
  19. Irde
  20. Drommiarola
  21. Radis De Tempête
  22. Brocoli Austral
  23. Mûre Dure
  24. Nono De Sang
  25. Céleri-Rave De Lune
  26. teaberry
  27. rowanberry

Fruit Puns one liners

  1. if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
  2. what do you call a sad strawberry? a blueberry
  3. Sorry I’m bad at pickup limes
  4. I’m bananas for you, let’s never split
  5. You’ve got a peach of my heart
  6. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
  7. You are juice the cutest
  8. I love you cherry much
  9. What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.
  10. What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

Fruit Puns and Jokes

  1. Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
    It wanted to become a watermelon.
  2. what kind of shoes are made of banana peels?
    slippers
  3. What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
    A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
  4. Why did the banana like the movie
    Because it was apeeling
  5. How do you make a fruit punch?
    You give it a pair of boxing gloves.

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