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Best Music Puns 2021
- What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop Music - My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter. - What is the musical part of a snake?
The scales. - A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar.
I replied, “Is that a fret?” - What is Beethoven doing now?
De-composing. - What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce. - What did Beethoven say to Johann Sebastian when he was helping him parallel park?
“Bach it up.” - What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?
Everyone is happy when the case is closed. - Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide?
He didn’t even leave a note. - Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear. - Me and my friends are in a band called “Duvet”.
We’re a cover band. - What’s a golf clubs favourite type of music?
Swing. - Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano. - What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A-flat minor. - Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins. - How did the turkey win the talent show?
With his drum-sticks. - Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor. - What’s an avocado’s favourite music?
Guac ‘n’ roll. - What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce. - Which composer likes tea the most?
Chai-kovsky. - What’s a golf clubs favourite type of music?
Swing. - Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
He was playing by ear. - Why did the hipster throw away his calculus book?
He found it too derivative. - Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins. - What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
New Age music.
Awesome Music Puns
- What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg bitten off?
Limp Bizkit. - Musicians?
Oh yeah, we think outside the Bach’s. - What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist’s arm?
A tattoo. - Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, “Bach, Bach, Bach.” - How do you make a bandstand?
Take away their chairs. - Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
Because she broke the record. - What do you call a pianist who throws trash everywhere?
Litterachi. - How do you fix a broken tuba?
With a tuba glue. - What’s the first thing a musician says at work?
“Would you like fries with that?” - My neighbors are listening to great music.
Whether they like it or not.
Funny Music Puns
- Why did the skeleton want to join the band?
He wanted a trom-bone! - How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They can’t get up that high. - Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter?
He was shredding the floor. - Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor. - A drum rolled down a hill.
Ba-dum tsssh! - How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching. - How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
Put it in a viola case. - What do you call a singing laptop?
A Dell. - Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs. - Wanna hear a joke about a staccato?
Never mind, it’s too short.
Music Puns for Kids
- How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face! - Why do Rappers like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping! - Why did the music teacher go up the ladder during music class?
To reach the high notes! - Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa. - What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
Mouse organs. - What type of soap did the composer use?
Anti-BACH-terial. - What kind of music do stars listen to?
The starry blues. - What is a mummy’s favorite kind of music?
Rap! - What do you call a musical insect?
A humbug. - Why did the fish make such a good musician?
He knew his scales.
Music Puns for Adults
- What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
Ban-ana-na! - What do you call an animal who tries to be a pop star?
Justin BEAVER! - What is a balloon’s least favourite kind of music?
Pop! - What did Mr and Mrs Drum name their twin sons?
Tom Tom. - What kind of music does a mountain like?
Rock music!
Music Puns for Instagram
- We drift deeper into the sound.
- It’s more than just music.
- Exist loudly.
- Feeling the bass pounding in your chest.
- Why be moody when you can shake yo booty?
- Life is made of small moments like this.
- Good music. Good Friends. Good Vibes.
- Always find time for the things that make you happy to be alive.
- I wish some nights lasted forever.
- Three minutes of music. Years of memories.
- Music is life. That’s why our hearts have beats.
- Life every day like its a Warped Tour.
- I believe in using songs to say things.
- All it takes is on
- This is where I feel alive.
- Breath and ask yourself if it will ever get better than tonight.
- Let it all out.
- I just want money for plane tickets, concert tickets and clothes.
- I want a boyfriend that will buy me concert tickets….or maybe just the concert tickets.
- A moment of silence for all the concerts we miss because we can’t afford the tickets.
Music Puns Names
- Ringo Deathstarr
- Dot Rotten
- The Dead Kennedys
- Dananananaykroyd
- Harmonica Lewinsky
- Joy Orbison
- Chet Faker
- Com Truise
- Kathleen Turner Overdrive
- The Dandy Warhols
- Brian Jonestown Massacre
- Truman Peyote
- Joanna Gruesome
- Wevie Stonder
- Camper Van Beethoven
Music Puns one liners
- One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.
- U2’s first few albums have been remastered without the guitars on them. It certainly takes the edge off them.
- A friend of mine is a musician. He used to be in a band called The Hinges, which used to be quite big. They supported The Doors.
- Walked into a music shop and the manager said, “Good morning”. I said, “You too”. He said, “The second aisle on the left”.
- I went to see The Clash but there was another band on at the same time.
- My local dress alteration company is really fast. Tailor swift.
- I’ve got a joke about Elton John. It’s a little bit funny
- I thought I heard Tubular Bells on my farm last Christmas, but it was just my cold field.
- I bought a rocking chair. It keeps playing Black Sabbath.
- “I’m Not So Excited” – the Disappointer Sisters
- Just walked by the fridge and heard a little voice singing Stayin’ Alive. Turned out just to be the chive talking.
- Just heard a bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘That’s Aboriginal.
- A friend was in a band called the Powdered Potatoes. They had a smash hit.
- When The Edge was at school, he was a border
- Steppenwolf was a pseudonym. The band was born Toby Wild.
Music Puns and Jokes
- Arnold Schoenberg walks into a bar.
“I’ll have a gin please, but no tonic” - Why couldn’t the string quartet find their composer?
He was Haydn. - What’s the difference between a conductor and God?
God doesn’t think he’s a conductor. - What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
“Ba-na-na-naaaaa” - Why did JS Bach have so many children?
Because he didn’t have any organ stops
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