100+ Best Plant Puns for Plant Lovers in 2021

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We grab some awesome plant puns from the Internet.

For your better read, we divide those puns into best plant puns 2021, funny and awesome plant puns, plant puns for kids, plant puns for mom, plant puns for Instagram, plant puns and jokes, plant puns one linear.
Without wasting time let’s read and enjoy!

Best Plant Puns 2021

1. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
   What’s up, bud?!
2. How do succulents confess their feelings?
   “Aloe you vera much!”
3. Why was the gardener so embarrassed?
   He wet his plants!
4. What do you call a cheerleading herb?
   An encourage-mint!
5. How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?
   It was just about thyme!
6. I’m rooting for you!
7. I wet my plants.
8. Thistle be the best day ever.
9. Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.
10. I hate when bay leaves.
11. Say aloe to my little friend.
12. Let me plant one on ya!
13. Everyone romaine calm.
14. It’s party thyme.
15. Wood you be mine?
16. Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.
17. Chive never met anyone quite like you.
18. Chive loved you for so long.
19. We’re mint to be.
20. I’m very frond of you.
21. Uno moss.
22. Pot it like it’s hot.
23. Our friendship is unbeleafable.
24. Let’s take a leaf of faith.
25. Lettuce do our best.
26. Long thyme no see.
27. Good chives only.
28. Fennel I see you again?
29. Plant a kiss on me.
30. Lettuce Romaine Friends
31. Everybody, romaine calm. This is not a drill
32. I don’t carrot at all
33. Just dill with it
34. Netflix and dill
35. Kind of a big dill

Funny Plant Puns

1. What did the grape say when it was crushed?
   Nothing, but it let out a little wine.
2. Why did the lettuce close its eyes?
   Because it saw the salad dressing.
3. What do you call an everyday potato?
   A commen-tator.
4. What’s the saddest plant?
   A weeping widow!
5. What do you call a nervous tree?
   A sweaty palm!
6. Why do trees have so many friends?
   They branch out.
7. How do plants practice self-care?
   They try to weed out unnecessary drama!
8. What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
   You’re one in a melon
9. When does a farmer dance?
   When he drops the beet.
10. Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
    Because he couldn’t find a date.

Awesome Plant Puns

1. You’re my bam-boo.
2. I’d never leaf you.
3. You make my heart skip a beet.
4. Aloe you vera much.
5. Let me plant one on ya!
6. Our friendship is unbeleafable.
7. I’m very frond of you.
8. You had me at aloe.
9. My heart beets for you.
10. Wood you be mine?

Plant Puns for Kids

1. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
   Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
2. What kind of flower grows on your face?
   Tulips!
3. What do you get when you plant kisses?
   Tulips!
4. What has no fingers, but many rings?
   A tree!
5. What’s an elephant’s favourite vegetable?
   Squash!

Plant Puns for Adults

1. Knock knock!
   Who’s there?
   Leaf?
   Leaf who?
   Leaf me alone!
2. Why do frogs have webbed feet?
   To stamp out forest fires!
3. What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
   Lily!
4. What is a frog’s favourite flower?
   Croak-us!
5. What do cartographers give their sweethearts on Valentine’s Day?
   Compass roses!

Plant Puns for Mom

1. Someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
2. Botany plants lately?
3. I’m sexy and I grow it.
4. Scarecrows are always garden their patch.
5. I’ve soiled myself.
6. She didn’t date the gardener. He was too rough around the hedges.
7. Ok, bloomer.
8. I feel sorry for wheelbarrows. They’re always getting pushed around.
9. Cleaning my cold frame is a pane in the glass
10. Mountains aren’t just funny. They’re hill areas.

Plant Puns for Instgram

1. Aloe you very much.
2. Sometimes, I wet my plants.
3. Like people, plants respond to extra attention
4. Crazy plant lady.
5. I be-leaf in you
6. I never want you to leaf me.
7. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
8. I can’t make it. I’m busy tonight (staying home with my plants).
9. Meet my new best bud.
10. I love you a lily more each day.

Plant Puns Names

1. Pearl
2. Taylor Swift
3. Chloe
4. Dia
5. Blossom
6. Katniss
7. Butcher’s Broom
8. Avocado
9. Cockle
10. Corpse Flower
11. Oxalis
12. Jim
13. Florence
14. Pointy
15. Ruby
16. Hana
17. Ruff
18. Spike
19. Bloom
20. Woody

Plant Puns one-liners

1. Well, you know, plants are living things, too; they’re just easier to catch.
2. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
3. My neighbours don’t like it when I talk to my plants… I use a megaphone.
4. Trees that grow in smoggy cities are needed to make carbon paper.
5. All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk.

Cactus puns

1. Cactus makes perfect.
2. If you were a cactus, I’d prick you!
3. Let’s stick together.
4. We wish you a merry cactmas.
5. Merry Christmas you prick.

Succulent Puns

1. You are suc-cute-lent.
2. I think you are succulent.
3. You don’t succ.
4. Stand tall and look sharp.
5. I’m a succa for puns.

Plant Puns and Jokes

1. What kind of plant do ghosts like to hide behind?
   BamBOO!
2. Why couldn’t the crocodile clone his plants?
   Because he’s not a proper gator!
3. I had enough and finally quit my job at the helium plant today.
   I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
4. My gardener is entering his Bonsai plants in a contest this weekend
   I’m rooting for him
5. What’d one marijuana plant say to the other marijuana plant?
   Let’s be best buds.

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