The 100+ Best Sheep Jokes in 2021

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This time JokesBoy comes with Best Sheep Jokes, read, and laugh until you sleep.

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Best Sheep Jokes 2021

  1. what do you call a sheep on steroids?
    A woolly Mammoth.
  2. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
    A Candy Baa.
  3. Where do sheep go to the shop?
  4. What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
    An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moosewood.
  5. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    Merry Christmas to Ewe!
  6. How many sheep does it take to knit a sweater?
    Don’t be silly – sheep can’t knit!
  7. why don’t duck and sheep get along?
    because they have beef between them
  8. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
    Sheer madness.
  9. What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!”
    What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
  10. What do you call a dancing sheep?
    A baa-lerina!
  11. What do you call a sheep with no legs?
    A cloud.
  12. Where did the sheep get a haircut?
    The baa-baa shop!
  13. What do you get if you cross a sheep with a porcupine?
    An animal that knits its own sweaters
  14. Why was the sheep arrested on the freeway?
    Because she did a ewe-turn!
  15. Where do sheep go when they die?
    To the baa baa que
  16. Where do sheep go on vacation?
    To the baaaaaahamas.
  17. What do you call a religious sheep?
    a baaaa=ptist.
  18. What football club do sheep’s like?
  19. What do you call sheep taking over France?
    Baaaa-stile Day.
  20. What is it called when young sheep bet?
  21. Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
    He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
  22. What stroke do sheep enjoy doing?
    The baaaackstroke!
  23. Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
    “Baa” “dumm” “tsss”
  24. What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars?
    A lambo.
  25. What instrument do a pair of sheep play?
    The two-baaaa
  26. Why was the sheep arrested?
    because he did a ewe turn on a motorway

Funny Sheep Jokes

  1. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
    A candy baa.
  2. what is sheep’s favourite food?
    chocolate baar.
  3. What is a sheep favourite soccer player?
    Paul Pogbaaa
  4. What kind of car does a sheep-like to drive?
    A Lambooorghini
  5. What do sheep wear to the beach?
    A baa-kini
  6. What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
    A woolly good jumper.
  7. What Jewish holiday do sheep celebrate?
  8. What did the sheep want to do?
    To wool the world.
  9. Why are sheep baaaaaad drivers?
    They always make illegal ewe turns.
  10. Why couldn’t the little lamb play outside?
    It was being baaaaaaaad!
  11. Where do sheep take a bath?
    In a baaaa-th tub!
  12. What do you call a sheep with a machine gun?
    A b-aa-aa-aa-d situation.
  13. What do you call a flying sheep?
    A muttonbird

Awesome Sheep Jokes

  1. Where do sheep go to the shop?
  2. A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff,
    Baa- Dum- Tsss
  3. How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
    “Fleece Navidad!”
  4. What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t?
    A baaaa-boon
  5. My friend asked me to round up here 47 sheep.
    I said “50”
  6. What do you call a sheep that is always quiet?
    A shhhheep!
  7. What do you get when you cross a sheep and a porcupine?
    An animal that can sew its own sweaters
  8. Where do sheep get their wool cut?
    At the baa-baa shop!
  9. A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?
  10. A bat-mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat-mitzvah!!

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