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This time we grab the best technology jokes around the internet.
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Technology Jokes
- How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots. - Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
- Why do Java developers wear glasses?
Because they don’t C#. - Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
- Mom: How to make chicken
Daughter: What?
Mom: Where to buy chicken
Daughter: Mom, this isn’t Google - What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
“I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.” - What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
Instagram. - Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
To get to the other slide. - What is an astronaut’s favourite place on a computer?
The Space bar! - What do you call an iPhone that isn’t kidding around?
Dead Siri-ous - What do you call a woman you married off the internet?
Wife-I. - “I hate audio correct.”
Aaron Fernando,
Richmond Hill, New York - What should you do after your Nintendo game ends in a tie?
Ask for a Wii-match! - I can still remember a time when I knew more than my phone.
- Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside
- You know you’re texting too much when…
you try to text, but you’re on a landline. - Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
It lost its contacts. - Why did the computer show up at work late?
It had a hard drive. - PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help.
I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow. - What do you call it when you have your mom’s mom on speed dial?
Insta-gram.
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Tech Jokes
- What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A Dell Rolling in the Deep. - What did the cat on the smartphone say? Can you hear meow?
Because it left its windows open. - What do you call a ride-sharing app that serves breakfast?
Eggs Uber Easy. - How do you get a computer drunk?
A Screenshot of Tequila. - Why did Mark Zuckerberg visit Beijing, China?
To see the “Great Firewall”
Funny Technology Jokes
- What do you call a computer superhero?
A Screen Saver - Who chases computer criminals?
A hacker-tracker - What do you get when you cross a dog and a computer?
A machine that has a bark worse than its byte - Why was the computer so angry?
Because it had a chip on its shoulder - What do you get if you cross a computer with an elephant?
Lots of Memory - Why did the computer cross the road?
To get a byte to eat - Why did the computer get glasses?
To improve its web-sight - Why did the computer sneeze?
It had a virus - Where do computers go dancing?
The disk-oooo - Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password.
It’s not stroganoff.
Yo Mama Tech Jokes
- Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop,
the hardware turned into the software! - Yo momma is so fat,
when she sat on an iPod,
she made the iPad! - Your momma is so stupid,
she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed. - Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace
there was no space left.
Technology Jokes for kids
- What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?
Lots of memory! - Where do all the cool mice live?
In their mousepads - What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver! - Why did the computer squeak?
Because someone stepped on its mouse! - Why was there a bug in the computer?
Because it was looking for a byte to eat?
Technology Jokes for students
- Why are people afraid of computers?
They byte - Why did the cat sit on the computer?
To keep an eye on the mouse - Why did the spider take a laptop to the beach?
So it could surf the web - What is a robot’s favourite snack?
Computer chips - What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website - What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte - Where do computers keep their money?
In a data bank - What is an alien’s favourite place on a computer?
The space bar - What’s the best way to learn about computers?
Bit by bit - Why doesn’t the elephant use the computer?
It was afraid of the mouse
Technology Jokes for Adults
- Why are conspiracy theories are like moon landings?
Because they’re all fake. - I put my phone on aeroplane mode,
but it sure ain’t flyin’. - How easy is it to count in binary?
It’s as easy as 01 10 11. - How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
They can’t; they’re not bright enough. - Bill Gates walked into an APPLE store and farted but
It was APPLE’S fault that they had no WINDOWS.
Technology Jokes one-liners
- Mario is Red. Sonic is blue. Press start to join and be my player 2.
- A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, “Can I join you?”
- I moustache you a question, can eyebrows your computer?
- I heard the guy who created Minecraft is top-notch.
- Melisandre is the reason I don’t use Tinder.
- So are you the Netflix and Chill type of girl or Amazon Prime and Commitment.
- Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
Dad Technology Jokes
- What do computers love to do at the beach?
Put on some spam block for protection so they can safely surf the net while catching some. - What are computers’ favourite snacks?
Microchips, phish sticks, and cookies.
But just a few bytes of each - Why didn’t the IT pro’s relationship with the buggy computer work out?
They were too “off and on again!” - Where do computers go dancing?
The disk-o. They really love techno music. - Why did the hacker organize a marathon?
He wanted to make $100 from lots of people who “ran somewhere.”
Tech Jokes 2021
- What’s a computer geek’s favourite snack?
Microchips - What did the dentist say to the computer?
This won’t hurt a byte - How are elephants and computers similar?
They both have large memories - Why can’t computers play tennis?
They try to surf the net - What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web - What type of computer does a horse like to eat?
A Macintosh - Why couldn’t the dinosaur play games on the computer?
Because he ate the mouse - Why can you never trust spiders?
Because they post stuff on the web - What happened when the computer geeks met?
It was love at first site. - What does a baby computer call his father?
Data
Jokes about Technology
- What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing. - Why do app developer’s have such high insurance rates?
They’re always crashing. - How does a computer get drunk?
It takes screenshots. - Do you know the band 1023 megabytes?
They haven’t had a gig yet. - Who is a computer’s favourite singer?
A Dell. - What’s the best way to learn about computers?
Bit by bit. - What is a computer’s favourite animal?
A RAM. - What is it called when an IT person gets surgery on their fingers?
Tech knuckles support. - Why do computers make such bad boxers?
Their bark is worse than their byte. - Why was the IT guy in the hospital?
He touched the firewall.
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