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Thanksgiving Puns
- What role do green beans play in a Thanksgiving dinner?
The casserole! - Think Thanksgiving dinner is over?
You ain’t seen stuffing yet. - What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?
Unlimited drumstick buffet! - I’m all about that baste.
- What do you call a love story between a pilgrim and a turkey?
50 Shades of Gravy - The gravy boat has arrived.
Calories disembarking. - “Much ado about stuffing.”
- What’s the key to a successful Thanksgiving celebration?
Tur-key! - What sound does a turkey make when you take its legs?
“Wobble, wobble!” - Why didn’t the cook bother to season the Thanksgiving turkey?
She didn’t have thyme!
Best Thanksgiving Puns 2021
- Yeah, sure, abs are great. But have you ever had pumpkin pie?
- Leggings, leaves, and lattes
- Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was Thanksgiving and he wanted to get out of sight. - Leftovers are for quitters
- What’s the best type of music to play during Thanksgiving dinner?
Plymouth Rock! - Hello Gourd-geous
- What do you call it when people take turns making fun of the Thanksgiving turkey?
A roast! - WTF = Wine, Thanksgiving, and Family
- It’s all fun and games until your pant buttons come undone.
- What do turkeys eat for desserts
Peach gobbler.
Awesome Thanksgiving Puns
- Did you hear about the guy who went into a rage when he got the shorter end of the wishbone?
He just snapped! - Eat, drink, and cranberry!
- What dish should a rich guy bring to a Thanksgiving potluck?
The cash-erole! - Let’s get the gourd times rolling.
- What dish did the Native Americans bring to the first Thanksgiving?
Scalped potatoes! - The goal is to gobble until you wobble.
- Did you know there’s a book about a pilgrim who has a love affair with a turkey?
It’s called 50 Shades of Gravy! - It’s time to get basted!
- What do you call a turkey with no feathers?
Plucky! - Family, friends, food – it doesn’t get any butter than this.
Cool Thanksgiving Puns
- “I only have pies for you.”
- “Don’t be a jerky, eat some turkey”
- “I pecan’t even.” (Oh, yes, you pe-can.)
- “Talk Turkey to me”
- “Whip, whip, hooray.”
- “Thanksgiving has the tur-key to my heart”
- “When I whip, you whip, we whip…”
- “You can’t quit reading these Thanksgiving puns cold turkey.”
- “I like big Bundts and I cannot lie.”
- “No fowl language over Turkey dinner.”
Funny Thanksgiving Puns
- What’s the best way to keep a turkey in suspense?
I’ll let you know next week. - What kind of vegetable would be the best for Thanksgiving dinner?
Beets me! - What do you call a dumb, dried out gobbler?
A jerky turkey. - Why did little Johnny get such low grades after Thanksgiving
Because everything is marked down after the holidays. - How can you make a turkey float?
Well, you start out with root beer, vanilla ice cream, and a turkey.
Thanksgiving Puns for Kids
- Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving band perform?
Somebody ate the drumsticks. - If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring?
Pilgrims - What side dish tells the worst jokes?
Corn bread! - What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?
Your teeth! - What side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Thanksgiving Puns for Adults
- What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What Thanksgiving side dish could be given out at Halloween?
Candied yams! - Why do turkeys only star in R-rated movies?
Because they use fowl language! - How did the turkey get home for Thanksgiving?
She took the gravy train. - Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
Thanksgiving Puns for Instagram
- Turkey and wine and I’m feeling fine
- Thanksgiving: A time to count blessings, not carbs
- Nobody puts gravy in the corner
- Gobble ’til you wobble
- I get pie with a little help from my friends
- More rolls? You butter believe it
- Let’s get basted
- It’s leg day
- Fitness? More like fitness whole turkey in my mouth
- Leftovers are for quitters
Thanksgiving Puns Names
- Acorn
- Annie
- Apple
- Chesnut
- Chutney
- Faith
- Farmer
- Fern
- Forrest
- Garland
- November
- Nutmeg
- Oak or Oakley
- Orchard
- Paisley
- Patience
- Pecan
- Cookie
- Cozy
- Delicata
- Dolce or Dulce
- Cranberry
- Cinnamon
- Clove
- Aspen
- Alice
- Rusty
- Russet
- Saffron
- Sage
Thanksgiving Puns one liners
- “I’m all about that baste.”
- “You think Thanksgiving dinner is done? You ain’t seen stuffing yet.”
- “Can’t nobody tell me stuffin…”
- “Go stuff yourself”
- “Total Feast Mode”
- “Feast your eyes on this”
- “Don’t make Thanksgiving a cluster-pluck”
- “Go pluck yourself”
- “Thanksgiving is plucking awesome”
- “Let’s get basted!”
Thanksgiving Puns and Jokes
- Kevin: What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Jake: I don’t know. What?
Kevin: Lucky. - Chas: What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to at the first Thanksgiving feast?
Tom: What kind?
Chas: Plymouth Rock! - Pedro: I was going to serve sweet potatoes with Thanksgiving dinner, but I sat on them.
Westy: What are you serving now?
Pedro: Squash - Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving Day dinner.
Brother: Why? Is it broken? - Justin: Which November holiday is Dracula’s favourite?
Jay: Which one?
Justin: Fangs-giving!
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