10+ Best Chicken Puns to tell your friends 2022

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was on the other side.

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What do hens say on Halloween? Chick or treat!

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Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke? Because it might crack up!

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Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!

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You’re just like chicken wings. You make everything better.

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Did you hear about the chicken that could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it thought it was a chicken.

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Knock, knock Who’s there? The chicken!

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Knock, knock Who’s there? Bach Bach who? Bach, bach I’m a chicken.

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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? She lays hand gren-eggs.

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Why did the droid cross the road? Because it was programmed by a chicken.

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How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick.

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How do chickens bake a cake? They start from scratch.

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Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets? The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched!

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Why didn’t the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was on the other side.

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What do hens say on Halloween? Chick or treat!

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Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke? Because it might crack up!

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Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!

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You’re just like chicken wings. You make everything better.

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Did you hear about the chicken that could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it thought it was a chicken.

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Knock, knock Who’s there? The chicken!

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Knock, knock Who’s there? Bach Bach who? Bach, bach I’m a chicken.

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What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? She lays hand gren-eggs.

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Why did the droid cross the road? Because it was programmed by a chicken.

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How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick.

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How do chickens bake a cake? They start from scratch.

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Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets? The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched!

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