To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

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I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

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What do you call a piece of toast at the zoo? Bread in captivity.

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My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and, found out how his Mercedes bends.

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 Did you hear about that great new shovel? It’s groundbreaking.

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What did the hamburger name it’s baby? Patty!

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That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

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How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it.

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 The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox? Bill.

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Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!

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I just found out that I’m colour blind. The news came completely out of the green!

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Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

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I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!

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