How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?  He gave her a ring.

What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?  "I found the perfect match!"

Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love?  They're getting married in the spring!

Why do skunks love Valentine's Day?  Because they're scent-imental creatures!

Why shouldn't you fall in love with a pastry chef?  He'll dessert you.

What do you call a very small valentine?  A valen-tiny!

What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine’s Day? You’re purrr-fect for me.

Where do all the hamburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? To a meatball.

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